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but for some strange reason, I feel impelled to say, "don't have a cow, man!"

Max, maybe even cows get to dream of a bigger existence than the twice daily trek to the milking shed and the once-a-year romp with Jim the artificial inseminator ...

Undeniably. I guess this thread'll larn me good not to go making strained bovine references to The Simpsons in the august, rarified atmosphere of AWADtalk.