The Big Ugly is the place where all they send all the ugly people from The Big Easy to spend their lives in pitiful Mardi-Gras-less exile...rumor has it that all the young men there are starting to look like Prince Charles.

And that's why, to this day, you see nothing but pretty people in Nawlins.

--Poindexter and Peabody; Fractured Fairytale #257