Well, Father, what is your position?

I, for one, being in the (blagh!) menopausal stage, find myself waking in the middle of the night not wanting to be in any position at all other than perhaps having my extremeties embeeded in an ice floe, not that there could be any other kind of floe such as a quartz floe or a basalt floe.

However, I do wonder which position was omitted in the reference to which you...uh, refer.