The following was generated by GPT-4 from the prompt "Write a Seinfeld episode with Anu Garg as a character."<p>

Title: "The Word Enthusiast"<p>

[Jerry's Apartment]<p>

JERRY: (excited) Guess who's coming to town?<p>

GEORGE: (sarcastic) Oh, I don't know, the Queen of England?<p>

JERRY: No, no! Anu Garg, the guy behind Wordsmith.org! The creator of A.Word.A.Day!<p>

GEORGE: (unimpressed) Great. Another person who's going to correct my grammar.<p>

JERRY: He's hosting a live event at the New York Public Library, and I got us tickets!<p>

[Monk's Café]<p>

ELAINE: (interested) So, this guy is some kind of word genius?<p>

JERRY: He's a language enthusiast. His website has a huge following. People love the daily word emails and all the language resources.<p>

ELAINE: (smirking) Oh, I bet Kramer is going to try and impress him with his made-up words.<p>

GEORGE: (annoyed) What's so special about being good with words anyway? Is it going to help him parallel park?<p>

[Kramer's Apartment]<p>

KRAMER: (excited) Anu Garg? I love that guy! He's a word wizard! Jerry, you've got to introduce me.<p>

JERRY: (reluctant) Kramer, you can't just walk up to someone like Anu Garg and start making up words.<p>

KRAMER: (determined) I've got a whole list of new words, Jerry! Just wait till he hears them. I'll be in A.Word.A.Day!<p>

[New York Public Library - Anu Garg's Event]<p>

ANU GARG: (on stage) Welcome, word enthusiasts! Today, we're going to explore the fascinating world of language.<p>

(The gang is seated together, and Kramer is fidgety with anticipation.)<p>

JERRY: (whispering to Kramer) Just enjoy the event, Kramer. No crazy ideas.<p><p>

[After the Event]<p>

(The gang approaches Anu Garg, who's signing autographs.)<p>

JERRY: (nervous) Hi, Mr. Garg, big fan of your work. I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and these are my friends, George, Elaine, and Kramer.<p>

ANU GARG: (smiling) Nice to meet you all!<p>

KRAMER: (blurting out) Mr. Garg, I've got some new words for you. How about "snarfle" - when you laugh and snort at the same time!<p>

ANU GARG: (amused) That's quite an interesting word, Kramer.<p>

ELAINE: (embarrassed) We're sorry, Mr. Garg. He's just very enthusiastic about words.<p>

ANU GARG: (laughing) No need to apologize. I appreciate the creativity. Keep exploring language, Kramer.<p>

[Jerry's Apartment]<p>

GEORGE: (grudgingly) I have to admit, that Anu Garg guy was pretty interesting.<p>

ELAINE: (agreeing) Yeah, I never thought I'd enjoy an event about words so much.<p>

JERRY: (smiling) And Kramer, how did it feel to have your word acknowledged by Anu Garg?<p>

KRAMER: (grinning) Jerry, I'm telling you, "snarfle" is going to be the next big thing!<p>

(The gang laughs as the episode ends.)<p>

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