Bemused by the dichotomy of this thread, I shall simply offer the Zildian version of the above-named Xmas classic:


We three kings of Orient are
One on a tractor, two in a car
One on a scooter
Tooting his hooter
Following yonder star
Oh, oh
Star of wonder
Star of light
Star of bewdy, she'll be right
Star of glory, that's the story
Following yonder star . .