Absolutely hilarious! [For newcomers who might not spot the inside joke:
http://216.12.219.209/board/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=wordplay&Number=40206&page=&view=&sb=&vc=1]

{white}Candy is always appreciated this time of year, 'specially dark chocolate in a heart shaped container. kiss-kiss {/white}

Bing, a bit of advice from Ogden Nash (whose poem's title is my subject-line above):
Candy
Is dandy,
But liquor
Is quicker.