I've been searching for another rather cute and amusing poem, which had escaped me, but now I've found it. It's by Gavin Ewart.

Miss Twye.

Miss Twye was soaping her breasts in the bath
When she heard behind her a meaning laugh
And to her amazement she discovered
A wicked man in the bathroom cupboard.

Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 09/23/12 09:09 PM. Reason: typo

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