Originally Posted By: wofahulicodoc
If there's a "miniskirt," can you have a MINICOAT ?

No, wait: AMNIOTIC !

A riddle I remember from the '70s:
What do you use to put out the fire of Hot Pants?

Answer: a Panty Hose !!


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