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Does anyone else know the phrase "like a wet noodle"?


and

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like a cheap suit in the rain.


as i stated in NY, wet Noodle is used differently, but to be all over someone-- that could be a thread of its own

I think of
to be all over them...
...like white on rice.
or
...like flies on shit.

but i am sure there will soon be 1000 more!---