1. 32 C in I - 32 COUNTIES IN IRELAND
2. 12 T of G - 12 TRIBES OF GALWAY
3. 3 W M - 3 WISE MEN
4. 5 D of the R - 5 DECADES OF THE ROSARY
5. 5 C in C - 5 COUNTIES IN CONNAUGHT
6. 14 L in a S - 14 LINES IN A SONNET
7. 12 D of C - 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
8. 4 F in an O P (1d) - 4 FARTHINGS IN AN OLD PENNY (1D)
9. G a the 3 B (the G T) - GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS (THE GALLOPING TROLLOP)
10. 31 D in D - 31 DAYS IN DECEMBER
11. 50 W to L Y L - 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOYR LOVER
12. Y S Y S 3 B F - YES SIR YES SIR 3 BAGS FULL
13. 7 B for 7 B - 7 BRIDES FOR 7 BROTHERS
14. 16 O in a P - 16 OUNCES IN A POUND
15. 4 is the N N A 3 - 4 IS THE NEXT NUMBER AFTER 3
16. 149 is the M B in S - 149 IS THE MAX BREAK IN SNOOKER
17. 2 H are B T 1 - 2 HEADS ARE BETTER THAN 1
18. 007 L T K - 007 LICENCE TO KILL
19. 2 T D A a P in a P T 2 TURTLE DOVES AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE
20. 7 D N - if so… - 7 DRUNKEN NIGHTS IF SO...
21. …J S 1 O F and 3 H M - JUST SAY 1 OUR FATHER AND 3 HAIL MARY'S
22. 3 C on the I F (G W G) 3 COLOURS ON THE IRISH FLAG (GREEN WHITE GOLD)
23. 2 L G 4 L B (G O A F)- SORRY, TYPING ERROR - SHOULD BE 4 LEGS GOOD 2 LEGS BAD (GEORGE ORWELL ANIMAL FARM)
24. 2 L G 1 L B for S P McC - Er, censored as it may offend some!

All the best, Albear Camoo - Ah, sure I'll do MadDogTed's while I'm in here:

1. 1 4 da m 2 4 da s - 1 for the money, 2 for the show
2. 3 4 2 g r n g c g - 3 for to get ready, now go cat go
3. 6 is 9 u - 6 is 9 upside down
4. b is d d - b is d dackwards
5. r shud dat b d is b b - or sholud that be d is b backwards
6. 2 b r n 2 b d is da f n 64 m $ q - to be or not to de is the (f n) 64 million dollar question
7. 3 a a k b 2 p n p - 3 of a kind beats 2 pair in poker
8. 7 € & 5 c 4 20 f is a f n b - 7 euro and 5 cents for 20 fags is a (f n) bisgrace
9. m 3 5 k 4 15 is a o f n b - Mayo 3-5 Kerry 4-15 is an other (f n) bisgrace (All Ireland Football Final result)
10. 36 dd is g iq da f n g t - 36 dd is Goldilock's IQ the (f n) galloping trollop
11. 1 5 17 23 32 11 is n w l n @ least i f n h s r u lissenen santy - 1 5 17 23 32 11 next week's lotto numbers, at least I hope so, are you listening Santy? (Sorry to say, he wasn't!)