Howye fokes! How is things? Gess who popped in ta Slasher’s jint the other day only the mighty Warrior Cuchulain himself. We was fierce excited fer sure, and after given MadDogTed his autograph, he preceeded ta tell us the shocken news what he’d just herd with his very own ears from the Salmon a Knowledge, who got it from the dogs on the streets via the grapevine in the horse’s mouth that from hear on in, until further notice, if a little birdie told anybody anythin they weren’t ta believe a worda it. He told us that all the birds was taken the flu accusations ta hart fer sure, and led by a buncha fierce wild geese alltagather they’d formed their own airborn underground movement and started up their own proper gander machine.

He warned us ta be on the lookout fer the Children a Lir what were carriers fer sure and what were goen round ta all the pubs in human-form spreaden their lies and germs. Then he sed that the only way ta beat the bird flu was ta always wash yer hands and that pilots should always stop ta offer migraten birds a lift if it’s rainen. He sed that the spread a the flu would be stopped in its tracks if people used their hankies and if all birds was allowed ta carry arms and had access ta their own private helicopters and off-shore bank accounts.

Anyways, just then the Live Hurlen came on the telly, but our hero had ta leave in a hurry cos he’d more places ta visit with the news. As we sat there watchen the live action it suddenly dawned on us that Cuchulain was playen a blinder as full forward. We then had a look at the autograph what he’d gave ta MadDogTed and noticed that it was actually signed Coochulain….

Holy crow! Thank heavens us Teds is immune.


Be seein ya

GallantTed