Schadenfraulein and Schadenfrauboy

Good one, Wordwind.

People who haze college freshman are known as Schadenfratboys.

re "It's stretch, but, hey, it's early."

Hey, it's always a good thing to stretch first thing in the morning. We humans could learn a thing or two from cats -- and not just about cat naps.

At Cat Tech everyone practices catastenics before they make a feline to the cateteria for breakfast.

They call it the pause which refreshes.