It was an unusal birthday, for me. I spent it sitting on a jury. ~ inselpeter

That reminds me:

Magistrate ~ Would the accused please give his name and address.
Accused ~ Joseph Smith, sir, and I live in Bury.
Magistrate ~ It should be Berry, my man.
Accused ~ No sir, it’s Bury.
Magistrate ~ But it’s pronounced Berry, not Bury!
Accused ~ If you say so sir.
Magistrate ~ Why are you laughing?
Accused ~ It just struck me that the 11 people over there think they’re sitting on the jury.