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#94102 - 03/12/03 06:47 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
Loc: Eastern Ontario, Canada
If we are what we eat
which reminds me of a stoopid but fun Austin Powers pick-up line: "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...."
I also like these ones:
"Nice legs - what time do they open?"
"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"
"Do you work at the Post Office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package...."
Not that I would necessarily fall for a guy who used any of these seriously, but.
#94103 - 03/13/03 03:33 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
>"Nice legs - what time do they open?"<
Oh, mY! That is funnY!
#94104 - 03/27/03 10:20 PM Tees for two
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I am not a complete idiot. Some of my pieces are missing."
#94105 - 05/02/03 04:25 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
Loc: Oregon, USA
This thread is getting kind of long, but . . .
I saw one today that was worth sharing:
Let an electrician check your shorts.
#94106 - 05/02/03 04:53 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
Loc: Virginia, USA
Reminds me of one that was common to the EEs back in engineering school
"Engineers do it with greater frequency and less resistance."
#94107 - 05/03/03 01:12 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
Loc: Utter Placebo, Planet Reebok
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