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...and our hero felt himself being stalked in the corn field.



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Well, shucks. He didn't have a kernel of sense, of course.


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What! No Kernel of sense? Why even a Private's got enough sense to get out of the rain. Why didn't he go and find an empty kennel? Doggoneit!


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sense to get out of the rain

Mebbe the Wiz din't give him no brain.


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He was looking for corn shucks because all the bumf was used up.


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Bravely our hero shouted, "Lend me your ears!"


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He didn't want the ears. He wanted the cobs. They cleanse roughly but thoroughly.


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but after the long stormy and stygian night, all the starch was taken out of him. 'struth!


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'Pone my soul, he'd be butter off in his own crib.


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