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Re: frozen elephant #83907
10/24/02 10:11 AM
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Old series of jokes. Favorite of USn school boys.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?

The Lion called a conference of the animals. Everybody came except the Elephant. Why didn't the Elephant come?

A group of Great White Hunters came upon a crocodile infested river. The bridge was out and the nearest bridge was 100 miles away. They desperately needed to get across the river today. How did they do it?


Re: frozen elephant #83908
10/24/02 11:17 AM
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hmmm. I used to be an USn schoolboy, and I teach 5-8 grade now, and I don't remember that one...

but it does remind me of the other old goodie:

how do you get down off an elephant?



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Re: frozen elephant #83909
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that was my Dad's favorite...
Silly, silly, you can't get down of an elephant, down comes off a goose!


Re: frozen elephant #83910
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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?


Re: frozen elephant #83911
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How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.




Re: frozen elephant #83912
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How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

Horrorshow! Now:

The Lion called a conference of the animals. Everybody came except the Elephant. Why didn't the Elephant come?


Why didn't the Elephant come? #83913
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Forced celibacy because he was in the refrigerator?



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Forced celibacy

Minus one hundred points for introducing adult content into a harmless children's riddle game.


Re: coppice #83915
10/28/02 03:00 PM
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I was reading about my latest object of obsession (elephants)

... don't tell me ... it was a picture book of elephant graveyards?


And then there's this one #83916
10/31/02 12:41 AM
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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?


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