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This from the More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About the Number 17 site. http://www.vinc17.org/d17_eng.html Since we have such a large Midwest (US) contingent on the board, I thought I'd give it it's own thread.

From a postcard:

Seventeen reasons to live in the Midwest:

>pot roast every Sunday
>best pesticide commercials in the country
>free and available parking
>wholesome, unjaded youth
>more Catholics than you can shake a stick at
>freedom from fear of falling off the edge of the continent
>access to little-known fine beers such as Schaeffer, Hudepohl and Stag
>dynamite homegrown
>birthplace and still best place for jazz
>no typhoons
>the people are mostly good eggs
>no big hills to climb so better gas mileage
>greater chance of seeing UFOs
>quaint native customs - tractor pulling, flag waving and cow tipping
>basketball is at least as important as football Sparteye?
>lots of silos and barns for pastoral landscape painters
>home of Bunny Bread - "That's what ah said..."



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My main reasons for being a Midwesterner:

>freedom from fear of falling off the edge of the continent
>the people are mostly good eggs
>greater chance of seeing UFOs
>access to little-known fine beers such as Schaeffer, >Hudepohl and Stag
(Although I have never heard of any of these, I have tried, and liked, Leinenkugel(sp.?)Bell's Porter, Arcadia, and Bad Frog beers)


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pot roast every Sunday
yeah, whatever
free and available parking
free?!? not in Cinci
wholesome, unjaded youth
you obviously haven't met the people I know
more Catholics than you can shake a stick at
that's a good thing?
birthplace and still best place for jazz
I don't recall New Orleans being in the Midwest
greater chance of seeing UFOs
I don't recall Roswell being in the Midwest
home of Bunny Bread - "That's what ah said..."
huh?


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Jazzo, I think you might have been just a precocious toddler when Michigan was in the throes of UFO sightings galore, although I heard that Kingsley, Michigan had some sightings a couple of years back.

edit: Kingsley is not far from where I grew up [Traverse City, Cherry Capitol of the World] and still closer to Mesick, Mushroom Capitol of the WorldHi WO'N

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Mesick, Mushroom Capitol of the World

Yeah, that pretty much sums up how I feel about mushrooms.




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birthplace and still best place for jazz
I don't recall New Orleans being in the Midwest

Excuse me for arguing with a Jazzoctopus, but, how about Kansas City or St. Louis? See the third paragraph in: http://www.centralhome.com/ballroomcountry/jazz.htm

Granted, I agree that New Orleans is the birthplace, but maybe the writer read this article. By the way, I truly enjoyed the Kansas City jazz band that played for our group when I was there in November. Very different from New Orleans jazz.


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dynamite homegrown

Can you really have that in the same place as

wholesome, unjaded youth

our are we not talking about what I think we're talking about


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Yeah, Count Basie and Charlie Parker came from St. Louis, and Louis Armstrong became most famous in Chicago, but jazz has most of its roots in slave songs and then Creole music in New Orleans. Their hockey team was called the New Orleans Jazz as well, until they got traded to Utah. Winton Marsalis is from New Orleans too.


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hockey team was called the New Orleans Jazz as well, until they got traded to Utah.

That would be basketball team....

[shaking-head-at-the-sad-state-of-our-youth e]


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until they got traded to Utah.

What were they traded for?

And on another front: Sparteye, can we agree that "Utah Jazz" belongs in the Oxymoron thread?


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