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#57884 02/23/02 12:55 AM
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The Narcissist Lament

Every word, every post, every thread
the sheer magnitude goes to my head
for its plain, you can see
The focus is me
I am the subject of everything said!

It has slowly become very clear to see
that from the letter A to the letter Zee
every study of man
is part of plan
Devised solely to discredit me!

I am perfect, it is plain to see
Perfection its self; embodies me
Like the lamb, i am gentle
Except, i go mental
When i think someone's is picking me!

Of shoes, Imelda Marcos can boast
a collection larger than most
but when it comes a fit
I am the git
Who wears the worst of any post!

I never spoil for a fight, you know
But they occur where ever I show
I am always taken a back
at others manners lack
Because i am always right, it's them that must go!


#57885 02/23/02 01:07 AM
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Max, your a darling, a dear
but you live in a land so queer!
Its so far away
at the beginning of day,
Its made up sheep, cricket, a few men and lots of beer!


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I read yer last pome through and through
And I fer one wasn't picken on you
I want ta make it quite cleer
That yer a pal of this bear
It's Loxy what's the stone in me shoe.



#57887 02/23/02 02:00 AM
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Dear MaxQ cannot come to see me
So of Kiwis there will not be three
But CapK and mate
Two Zildians great
Make two Kiwis there will we see


#57888 02/23/02 11:44 PM
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What is this world coming to?
In her thread titled "limericks, too",
Lots of folks chime in
With handfuls of rhymin'
But Helen has seventy-two!

Her third said a challenge i post
To see, who the most
two pair
and spare
of Rhymes can boast
."

'Tis truely a great exhibition,
By a fluidly-tongued rhetorician,
But I'll make a batch up
Attempting to catch up
To make it a true competition.



#57889 02/24/02 12:02 AM
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I'm particularly floored by your last one, dear.
It seems that your pulling a fast one here.
Our previous riot
Had dropped and gone quiet,
So why did you bring up that past one here?

We've recently been through a thread
Where much castigation was spread.
To repeat would be hazardous,
But you like a Lazarus
Brought it back up when you said:

----->The Narcissist Lament

----->"Every word, every post, every thread"
----->"the sheer magnitude goes to my head"
----->"for its plain, you can see"
----->"The focus is me"
----->"I am the subject of everything said!"

----->"It has slowly become very clear to see"
----->"that from the letter A to the letter Zee"
----->"every study of man"
----->"is part of plan"
----->"Devised solely to discredit me!"

----->"I am perfect, it is plain to see"
----->"Perfection its self; embodis me"
----->"Like the lamb, i am gentle"
----->"Except, i go mental"
----->"When i think someone's is picking me!"

----->"Of shoes, Imelda Marcos can boast"
----->"a collection larger than most"
----->"but when it comes a fit"
----->"I am the git"
----->"Who wears the worst of any post!"

----->"I never spoil for a fight, you know"
----->"But they occur where ever I show"
----->"I am always taken a back"
----->"at others manners lack"
----->"Because i am always right, it's them that must go!"


#57890 02/24/02 12:22 AM
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Did you have to wake dogs that were nappin'?
Did you have to get just one more slap in?
When you got the notion
To re-stir commotion,
You ought to have thought what would happen.

It's a shame that you never consulted me,
Before dragging back words that insulted me,
Can you leave it alone?
When you picked at that bone,
What did you think the result'd be?

I'm willing to let us forget it.
Just leave it; don't trouble to edit.
But if you again flame dear,
It's not me to blame dear:
If you seek a fight, you will get it.

[get it?]

#57891 02/24/02 04:35 AM
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I hope that the video feed packs
good punch at the Sparteye's. Yet snacks
and the beer won't be sweet
with no chance to meet
or way to shake hands with you, Max.

But at least we can wave as we sway
at the camera we'll hook up that day.
Our tech guys have mission
to give you some vision
of all of us missing your way!


#57892 02/24/02 06:23 PM
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Oh, Max, won't you come, pleasepleaseplease?
If you come, it'll be the bee's knees;
Please bring your dear wife
On the trip of her life,
And then we'll have all FOUR Kiwis!


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