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Bill et al.
NO, I did not write this. Someone sent it to me and I thought AWAD folks would appreciate it. Didn't mean to mislead anyone. Just didn't think.
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Keiva:
This reminds me of a friend of mine who rented an apartment from a not-so-happy couple. When they divorced both of them began dunning him for the rent. Truly he was faced with the evil of two lessors.
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Story this morning about airline pilots using an axe on deranged passenger who forced his way into cockpit.
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<<The others are, or course, merely the lesser of the two Evils.>>
And then there was the cockroach who ran a boarding house and became the lessor of two weevils.
If that's not sufficient... A cockroach and a weevil (both winos) were imbibing with a new acquaintance. After they'd finished the bottle, they decided to stroll down the gutter in search of food. The cockroach and the weevil arose and walked quite well; but the new acquaintance staggered around and generally disgraced himself, causing the cockroach to remark: "Chiggers can't be boozers."
Tsyganka, ducking in all directions
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while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
Sounds like your kind of sheep, CapK!
Oh? You say this to someone who named his pet sheep "Mint Sauce"? And that was an oblique one. I've known of a few sheep who gloried in the name of "Roast".
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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Thanks TEd - I don't care if you got it in an e-mail it is hilarious.
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But Max, you have recently provided two absolutely hilarious satire sites (the other concerns Bush's popcorm-ala-Enron). If you have any more such links, I'm begging you, please share!
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Abso-friggin'-lutely [wanders-off-still-aggrieved-e]
Does this mean, MaxQ that I should be similarly aggrieved, that you pipped my post by re-posting the satirewire article about Australia two days after I did in the Australian Culture thread ?
Touche! Sorry - the special character thing-o doesn't work so please put your own emPHAsis
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Howya Max
Thanks fer that link. I now know where all them references hang out - very impressive altagather. And here was me thinken that everyone knew all them fancy answers offa the top of their heads. I'm a wiser bear by far now, no longer fit ta go back in ta the cave.
However, I was very dissappointed not ta see me Tedasaurus listed there, in amomgst all them other reference sources.
Be seein ya
GallantTed - still only a JOURNEYMAN
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