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#5376 - 08/24/00 05:05 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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The doctor dancing and singing to his favorite tune, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."


#5377 - 08/25/00 04:42 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Carpal Tunnel
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Jakarta
"Get that cat/mouse/bird out of here."

Inspired by a snippet in yesterday's paper about a cat that had wandered into the air shafts of a hospital in Athens and fell out onto a patient on the operating table.

Bingley


Bingley
#5378 - 08/29/00 05:18 AM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Switzerland
(over the loudspeaker): "The surgeon is urgently requested to remove his car from the emergency entrance"


#5379 - 08/30/00 05:35 PM Re: Not in the operating room!  
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Canada
"Oh no! I lost my contact lens!"


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