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The doctor dancing and singing to his favorite tune, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."


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"Get that cat/mouse/bird out of here."

Inspired by a snippet in yesterday's paper about a cat that had wandered into the air shafts of a hospital in Athens and fell out onto a patient on the operating table.

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(over the loudspeaker): "The surgeon is urgently requested to remove his car from the emergency entrance"


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"Oh no! I lost my contact lens!"


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