#210634 - 04/25/13 09:41 PM
Re: Unfair handicap III
[Re: A C Bowden]
|
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 5295
Loc: Netherlands, the Hague
|
Yes, I'm slightly overworked and a full year older so I overlooked the duel  But at home 't was a different duel Where the ladies became downright cruel Fierce tirades that stuck Left the athletes dumbstruck And it drained them of all of their fuel LARVAE-LAVISH
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#210659 - 04/28/13 02:37 PM
Re: Brave resistance
[Re: Tromboniator]
|
old hand
Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 751
Loc: London, UK
|
At Thermopylae, doubters were thinking
That the Greeks' battle fortunes were sinking.
But by their exertions
They held off the Persians
For two entire days without blinking.
MONDAY – MONITOR
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#210665 - 04/29/13 09:27 AM
Re: Brave resistance
[Re: wofahulicodoc]
|
addict
Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
|
When tasked as the day's hallway monitor,
Little Willie might say, "I'll get on it," or
Since it was Monday
(Which isn't a fun day)
He might reply, "Heck, no! Gosh darn it, Sir!"
SAFETY - SAGACIOUS
_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#210667 - 04/29/13 12:07 PM
Re: Brave resistance
[Re: beck123]
|
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 8429
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
|
HEY BECK123
Long time, no see.
Great to have you back. How's Florida?
_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#210671 - 04/29/13 10:19 PM
Long time no Beck
[Re: beck123]
|
veteran
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
|
The great Beck is back both sagacious and classy A prude is Beck; salacious and somewhat sassy Beck's prime rule is safety first But boring poems he finds worse He marks his poems [Oh my Eyes!] only if they're trashy  HUM - HUN
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#210673 - 04/29/13 11:28 PM
Re: Papal diplomacy
[Re: jenny jenny]
|
old hand
Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 751
Loc: London, UK
|
When Attila the Hun met the Pope,
The Pontiff applied the soft soap:
"If you take your troops home
And don't attack Rome,
Then...hum...God will save you, I hope."
KRAKEN – KUDOS
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#210709 - 05/01/13 10:44 PM
The Lime of the Ancient Sailor
[Re: A C Bowden]
|
veteran
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
|
The giant Kraken haunts the seas from Iceland to far Thailand
A crack at disguise; mates not et argue its proper phylum
My kudos to the Kraken
And if I'm not mistaken
It's a squid, it's a dragon, a whirlpool, a small island
ICE-CREAM - HYPNOSIS
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#210767 - 05/05/13 05:39 PM
Under the doctor
[Re: jenny jenny]
|
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
|
Whilst supposedly under hypnosis,
I heard the doctor's diagnosis;
"When he's out of his dream,
Give him some ice-cream -
He'll be just fine: that's my prognosis."
OMISSION - OMPHALOS
_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
8946 Members
16 Forums
13866 Topics
222187 Posts
Max Online: 3341 @ 12/09/11 02:15 PM
|
|
|
0 registered (),
26
Guests and
6
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index