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#210634 - 04/26/13 01:41 AM Re: Unfair handicap III [Re: A C Bowden]
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Netherlands, the Hague Yes, I'm slightly overworked and a full year older so I overlooked the duel
But at home 't was a different duel
Where the ladies became downright cruel
Fierce tirades that stuck
Left the athletes dumbstruck
And it drained them of all of their fuel
LARVAE-LAVISH
#210655 - 04/28/13 06:48 AM Bring on the grub! [Re: BranShea]
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Alaska The buffet looked enticingly lavish,
Which I planned rather quickly to ravish.
The main dish, which looked marvie,
Turned out to be larvae,
So I gagged, and decided to have fish!
THERMOPYLAE – THINKING
#210659 - 04/28/13 06:37 PM Re: Brave resistance [Re: Tromboniator]
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London, UK At Thermopylae, doubters were thinking
That the Greeks' battle fortunes were sinking.
But by their exertions
They held off the Persians
For two entire days without blinking.
MONDAY – MONITOR
#210665 - 04/29/13 01:27 PM Re: Brave resistance [Re: wofahulicodoc]
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Florida, USA When tasked as the day's hallway monitor,
Little Willie might say, "I'll get on it," or
Since it was Monday
(Which isn't a fun day)
He might reply, "Heck, no! Gosh darn it, Sir!"
SAFETY - SAGACIOUS
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#210667 - 04/29/13 04:07 PM Re: Brave resistance [Re: beck123]
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Land of the Flat Water HEY BECK123
Long time, no see.
Great to have you back. How's Florida?
----please, draw me a sheep----
#210671 - 04/30/13 02:19 AM Long time no Beck [Re: beck123]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
The great Beck is back both sagacious and classy
A prude is Beck; salacious and somewhat sassy
Beck's prime rule is safety first
But boring poems he finds worse
He marks his poems [Oh my Eyes!] only if they're trashy![]()
HUM - HUN
#210673 - 04/30/13 03:28 AM Re: Papal diplomacy [Re: jenny jenny]
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London, UK When Attila the Hun met the Pope,
The Pontiff applied the soft soap:
"If you take your troops home
And don't attack Rome,
Then...hum...God will save you, I hope."
KRAKEN – KUDOS
#210709 - 05/02/13 02:44 AM The Lime of the Ancient Sailor [Re: A C Bowden]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
The giant Kraken haunts the seas from Iceland to far Thailand
A crack at disguise; mates not et argue its proper phylum
My kudos to the Kraken
And if I'm not mistaken
It's a squid, it's a dragon, a whirlpool, a small island
ICE-CREAM - HYPNOSIS
#210767 - 05/05/13 09:39 PM Under the doctor [Re: jenny jenny]
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Lancaster, UK Whilst supposedly under hypnosis,
I heard the doctor's diagnosis;
"When he's out of his dream,
Give him some ice-cream -
He'll be just fine: that's my prognosis."
OMISSION - OMPHALOS
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#210848 - 05/09/13 06:36 AM Bellyaching [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Alaska The Greek scholar descried an omission
From her stocking: a Christmas tradition.
There was no citrus fruit;
In her soul, destitute,
For an omphalos orange she's wishin'.
AVOIDANCE – AYE
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