#209603 - 02/17/13 10:39 AM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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A vignette in motion in the form of a poem.
What a lovely and moving thought.
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#209608 - 02/17/13 12:19 PM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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Thank you kindly, Ma'am.
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#209654 - 02/20/13 01:22 AM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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Whenas in silk my Julia goes she goes so sweet
Yo' Bro' dats my ho' makes her bread in dis street
Back fifteen I follow dis slut
B.I.G. don't watch her big round butt
A gangster banger gotta disclaimer when in discreet
HANDSPRING - HANGMAN
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#209659 - 02/20/13 04:18 AM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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Pistorius, with blades but no feet
Put four shots in his girlfriend – dead meat
So he thought he’d just blame her
- A burglar disclaimer
Which was hardly discrete or discreet!
Wrote this in my head on the way to work this morning. Jenny's put up new words so I won't.
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#209660 - 02/20/13 06:57 AM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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Good one, Capfka - and sooooo topical!
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#209665 - 02/20/13 11:50 AM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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And I'll piggyback on that. So current.
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#209667 - 02/20/13 04:19 PM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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HANDSPRING – HANGMAN
As a hangman, old Pierrepoint was best.
He sent over 400 to rest:
Once he’d done each one in
He’d go back to is Inn*,
And do handsprings to expand his chest.
* Albert Pierrepoint, Britain's last public executioner, when he wasn't administering "justice" to those deemed best dead by the court, ran a pubblic house, the Rose and Crown, just outside Preston, Lancashire - about 24 miles from where I live.
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#209668 - 02/20/13 04:23 PM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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Love it. The only executioner more famous was Jack Ketch ...
And, oy! Where are the next two words?
Edited by Capital Kiwi (02/20/13 04:26 PM)
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#209669 - 02/20/13 05:19 PM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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Very nice, Rhuby, in a long=necked sort of way.
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#209670 - 02/20/13 06:26 PM
Re: Sparteye's Game, only it should load faster now
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 O' how Albert could regale his customers at the Rose and Crown with food and drink. And I bet his gallows humor jokes were the funniest jokes going before knock-knock. Like... Knock, knock RC: Who's there? Tunny RC: Tunny who? Give us tunny words or we'll go get Albert.
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