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Maverick just beat me to it, but here's mine anyway:
A screenwriter sat in his villa
With sheets of the finest manilla;
He drank mandrake juice
Which set his mind loose
To write episodes of Godzilla.
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Lovely - I see looking back you've done some other good ones! ~ and are the other creatives still around as well?
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Two fine limericks! Yours was far too good not to publish it here, AC.
QUASSIA – QUARRY
A disused slate quarry in Wales
Sets a scene for some deep and dark tales.
Midst the damp scrub-oak bowers
Quassia’s scarlet flowers
Hide a fiery Welsh dragon’s red scales!
BLASÉ - BLENDE
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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A sweet but poor American girl named Poor Sweet Wendy Invented a cheap way to extract zinc from Blende She soon became rich and blase Now ten million follow her Face- Book page. And her manner of speak has become trendy  DUPE - DUTCH HOE
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A gardener from Old Amsterdam
Was duped by a crook on the lam;
Treating her as a fool
He left her but one tool:
And thus a Dutch hoe digs prickmadam!
strike --- strine
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You're a fast one, Maverick - and I mean that in every sense of the word - but your limerick above is suggestive and lewd and funny. What are you....a professional?
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heh! just an amateur who works their love
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On strike near the Adelaide line
Stood a picket who yelled "There's a trine!"
I looked up at the stars
And their aspect with Mars,
But he meant "railway vehicle" in Strine.
ANGULAR – ANISEED
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ANGULAR – ANISEED
My outlook on life is quite angular:
I think, it don’t matter just who you are,
Man’s great sin is Greed
- Mine’s for Aniseed -
A passion that’s totally singular!
[b]WELKIN - WELLADAY [//b]
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Superb! Well done mate Good on yer too, Rhuby. There once was a lass from Devizes Whose boobs were of two different sizes “Welladay!” she would sing as her bra failed to cling and the welkin smiled down on her prizes! Gravity -- Gravalax
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