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Rhubarb, thanks for the wonderful New Year zinger. As I list my resolutions today at least I'll know whom I kid. Not you, that's for sure. 
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And a Happy New Year to all of you as well, as I continue
to enjoy your "zingers".
Luke
----please, draw me a sheep----
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So this totally pseud dude is standing on the prow of the Titanic and he's thinking he's King of the World. Psych!
WARTHOG WASTE
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The ship of state slips through the seas
Unbowed, still high-prowed, with fat fees;
But the fiscal cliff beckons,
Its ugly truth reckons,
And only a pseud hopes for ease!
Last edited by maverick; 12/31/12 07:44 PM. Reason: redundant-sea
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Hippy Nu Jahr Connie
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Same same, Mav. How do the emoticons work here again?  Ah, mo' betta.
Last edited by consuelo; 12/31/12 07:51 PM.
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Well-fed Warthogs excrete as a waste
The most foul-smelling brackish black paste;
If spread on the grass,
You just think “warthog arse”,
Part curry, but with arsenic laced!
Door - - - Dopa
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DOOR - DOPA
C9H11NO4, *
I’m really not sure what it’s for;
But I think, if you hark to tons
Of experts on Parkinson’s
They’ll tell you it opens the door!
•Dopa’s chemical formula is C9H11NO4, - a bit of a cheat, really!
MANDRAKE - MANILLA
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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There was a young man from Manilla Whose sex life was far from vanilla: Mandrake was addictive, His nakedness frictive, And so he became love’s guerrilla! Quarry --- Quassia
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