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Re: Doping Scandal [Re: jenny jenny] #207935
11/05/12 04:26 PM
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I won't argue that one. Candy is all that and more.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Re: Doping Scandal [Re: Tromboniator] #207936
11/05/12 06:24 PM
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CHASER CHECKER

Don Juan was a passionate necker
(That word isn't in my spell-checker).
A chaser of girls
And the spouses of earls,
He proved an adroit marriage-wrecker.

INSIDE INSTANCE

Cross-dressing rhymes with mnemonics [Re: A C Bowden] #207942
11/07/12 01:22 AM
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"King Phy can order fresh grits served fried"
Linnaean ordering initially implied
Sometimes the inside is out
For instance give this a shout
"Nazi's used shadeskin Jews; moral everday virtues misapplied"

Answers:1)Kingdom phylum order family genus species form
2)Reverse order of the eight planets

SKIT - SLACKER

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Unblemished performance [Re: jenny jenny] #207964
11/09/12 09:08 AM
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The students put on a great skit,
Performed with aplomb and cool wit,
Except for a slacker
Who sat in the back, her
Whole focus on popping a zit.

KEY KICK

Re: Unblemished performance [Re: Tromboniator] #207970
11/09/12 05:45 PM
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Not on her ipad, ipod, cellphone, blackberry??????
Shocking.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Re: Blemished performance [Re: Tromboniator] #207973
11/10/12 03:04 AM
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There was a young cook who got flustered,
And poured key lime juice in the custard.
His boss said "You're thick,
And deserve a good kick
Quite frankly, you can't cut the mustard".

LOVE LOWEST

Busting to go.... [Re: A C Bowden] #207974
11/10/12 04:22 AM
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That cook has a case for harassment AC wink

I did this one for key/kick....

On returning home, Ivy fumbled for the key
With arms full of groceries she needed to pee
The door she did kick
By now she was frantic
to get to the loo instead of the laun'dry

I don't care too much for money [Re: A C Bowden] #207975
11/10/12 06:28 AM
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I said to her, "Whither thou goest
I 'll go, though thou to-est and fro-est."
She rejected my love
With a sneer and a shove.
It turns out that my bid was the lowest.


PLUNDERAGE POCKET

I don't care if he's a thief, as long as he's a... [Re: Tromboniator] #207985
11/11/12 03:52 PM
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...respected thief. cool


Paul was a professional pick pocket
Picking pockets was on Paul's daily docket
But Paul's client's felt umbrage
So he switched his plunderage
Now Paul's a stock broker in the Stock Market cool

AIN'T - AIRPLANE

Re: I don't care if he's a thief, as long as he's a... [Re: jenny jenny] #207987
11/11/12 05:47 PM
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C'est magnifique!


----please, draw me a sheep----
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