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#207946 11/07/12 05:58 PM
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>OLD PEOPLE DO STILL THINK..............
>
>IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS ONE- THEN
YOUR DAY WAS WORSE THAN MINE!
>PLEASE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF
SUNSHINE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD!
>
>What's in the box?
>
>A little old lady went to the grocery
store to buy cat food.
>
>She picked up four cans and took them to
the check out counter.
>
>The girl at the cash register said,
"I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a
cat.
>
>A lot of old people buy cat food to
eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your
cat."
>
>The little old lady went home, picked
up her cat and brought it back to the store.
>
>They sold her the cat food.
>
>The next day, she tried to buy two cans
of dog food.
>
>Again the cashier said "I'm sorry,
but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
>
>A lot of old people buy dog food to
eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your
dog."
>
>So she went home and brought in her
dog.
>
>She then was able to buy the dog food.
>
>The next day she brought in a box with
a hole in the lid.
>
>The little old lady asked the cashier
to stick her finger in the hole.
>
>The cashier said, "No, you might
have a snake in there."
>
>The little old lady assured her that
there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
>
>So the cashier put her finger into the
box and quickly pulled it out.
>
>She said to the little old lady,
>
>"That smells like shit."
>The little old lady said,
>
>"It is.
>
>I want to buy three rolls of toilet
paper."
>
>Don't
mess with old people.


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