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Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #206717
08/18/12 04:49 AM
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"Said to this questor of his
A hard day at the orifice"


laugh

Superb, Rhubarb; we expect quirky rhymes like this from our great Commando.

Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: jenny jenny] #206719
08/18/12 11:20 AM
08/18/12 11:20 AM
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Thank you, jj: I've been searching for an opportunity to use the "hard day at the orifice" gag for nearly three years, so ta also to Candy for giving me the cue!


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Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #206736
08/18/12 09:03 PM
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Ah, Rhuby. You mean that she gave you the opening.

Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: Tromboniator] #206737
08/18/12 09:16 PM
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I think I may be in a hole. I shall stop digging.


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Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #206738
08/18/12 09:33 PM
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Yeah, I can dig it.

Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: Jackie] #206744
08/19/12 01:35 PM
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I dig you guys LOL

Re: In the Garden of Eden. [Re: Candy] #206745
08/19/12 02:25 PM
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Ay - Ah'm a plain spoken chap - I calls a spade a spade ...


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Job crunch. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #206748
08/19/12 07:42 PM
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It's a sad tale of David the Margrave
Whose march was re-zoned as a car grave.
They took his rank marker,
He's now a wreck parker.
You'll find sympathy down at the bar, Dave.

PORTMANTEAU POST

Re: Job crunch. [Re: Tromboniator] #206749
08/19/12 08:10 PM
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I weep for poor Dave - well done, Peter.


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A shove'll do [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #206750
08/19/12 08:26 PM
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A northern Brit fellow called Rhuby
Said to forumers, "I ain't no newbie.
I am certain a spade
Hasn't aught but a blade
And a handle. I'm sure. Wouldn't you be?"

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