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Re: Limerix [Re: beck123] #191387
05/30/10 11:30 PM
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In the palace worked Stephen the baker
who was also a silverware taker.
When his dishonesty
Was found by His Majesty
Stephen was sent off to his maker.


SERVE - SET

Re: Limerix [Re: ModScop] #191390
06/01/10 01:02 AM
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At tennis with busty Nanette,
Young Adelbert rushed to the net.
Though she'd flubbed every serve,
He still worked up the nerve
To tell her politely, "Nice set."

HARD - HARMONIZE

Last edited by beck123; 06/01/10 01:34 AM.

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Re: Limerix [Re: beck123] #191460
06/07/10 01:58 AM
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Wow! You have a nice set yourself, Mister Beck. I can't touch that but I can imitate:

A traveling young tennis player named Merve
Ran over a land mine before he could swerve.
Sad.
On the other hand
In Afghanistan
Set Point often comes before First Serve

Thanks. blush

Re: Limerix [Re: jenny jenny] #191461
06/07/10 02:55 AM
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Thank you. I blush.


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: Limerix [Re: jenny jenny] #191464
06/07/10 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By: jenny jenny
Wow! You have a nice set yourself, Mister Beck. I can't touch that but I can imitate:

A traveling young tennis player named Merve
Ran over a land mine before he could swerve.
Sad.
On the other hand
In Afghanistan
Set Point often comes before First Serve

Thanks. blush




Nice one, yourself, JJ.
WELCOME!


----please, draw me a sheep----
Re: Limerix [Re: LukeJavan8] #191467
06/08/10 02:59 AM
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I light cigarettes, and I burn two.
A-a-b-b-a I return to.
It's just hard to defuse
My old limerick muse.
Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?

Welcome, JJ. Your secret code is:
Click to reveal..
8675309


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: Limerix [Re: beck123] #191475
06/08/10 03:22 PM
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I suspect, Mister Beck, that you are your own muse. Get out of his way. He is good...very good.

Now, with the lazy thought that fun trumps form I post this near rhyme...



The best back-up bass in Bayou County was the late Johnny Mize
John doo-woped in a quartet - the Mississippi Mudflat Fives
John's last song, though, was sang alto,
Solo, allegro and irato.
While being eaten by a gator it is hard to harmonize.


HUMANIST HUMOROUS

Last edited by jenny jenny; 06/08/10 05:18 PM.
Re: Limerix [Re: jenny jenny] #191484
06/09/10 02:23 AM
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My teacher done taught me fo' sure
That a "quartet" contains only four,
And yet now - 'sakes alive!-
The ol' Mudflats have five!
Seems it's possible there could be more!


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: Limerix [Re: beck123] #191500
06/10/10 12:15 AM
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frown Humph! Who made the rule that a quartet can only have four members? I tell you, Beck, the language has gone to hell since the White Eyes came to this land. Before Desoto you had entire tribes of Choctaws and Chickasaws singing in a quartet. Even today on tour "The Five Blind Boys of Mississippi" might have as many as eight Blind Boys singing and spliting the pot.

Seems fair.

poetic license seems fair [Re: jenny jenny] #191507
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A man by the surname of Reams
Was describing the girl of his dreams:
"She's tall and she's fair,
With long golden hair,
And busting apart at the seams."

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