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Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192203
08/02/10 09:37 PM
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Duh. I'm sitting here wondering why there are no takers...

HEPATICA - HERE


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #192211
08/03/10 02:22 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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See yall in a week or so. Ah--no wonder you've not been over in onnicles. Hurry back!

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192313
08/08/10 05:04 PM
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The buttercup of my desire - Hepatica of Ittica
Took me to court for a broken vow I'd made to her
The judge said:
"Look here, Jennifer, did you promise
To take Hepatica to Florida?"
I said:
"No, your Honor, I only told her that I wanted to Tampa with her." smile

INFINITESIMAL - INFORMATION

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #192318
08/08/10 08:58 PM
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Welcome back, JJ!

Consider the commonplace decimal
Expressing the infinitesimal.
Yet, for large information,
In the right-est-most station,
That same dot makes hugeness accessible.

DISTRIBUTOR - DIVE


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192329
08/09/10 02:33 PM
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Nice one above, Beck; tightly written with a snip of neat content. It would take an entire battleship of sailors to provide the claps that it so richly deserves. laugh

A distributor is no longer needed in the modern car
Whatever it distributed is today passe and mostly neither nor.
So when out for a drive
And your car takes a dive
Don't bother fixing your distributor because you won't get far.

SALACIOUS - SALMONS

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #192334
08/09/10 04:12 PM
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Dorothy, in manners most gracious,
With an appetite short of voracious,
Cooked a dinner of salmons,
Broiled with garlic and lemons,
For her boyfriend, already salacious.


SLEEK - SLOBBER

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Coffeebean] #192342
08/10/10 12:02 AM
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His target looked tempting and chic,
Her clothing expensive and sleek.
His intent was to rob her,
But he started to slobber
And just pinched her hard on the cheek.

KNEE - KNOCK


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192362
08/10/10 01:33 PM
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If your knee-knock peacock won't strut
Jump start him; kick him in the butt
And if your pea-cock
Still won't get it up
Buy him a brown hen; dress her like a slut.


ORIFICE - OROGENY

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #192371
08/10/10 11:54 PM
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No dirty words, but adult material, nonetheless...

Click to reveal..
Noting Bob's private parts and their softness,
Traci said, "That won't do for my orifice.
We can't plan for our progeny
Without penile orogeny!"
Bob replied, "But I give at the office."

SPEECH - SPEND


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192394
08/11/10 06:43 PM
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A governor unwilling to bend
From his policy of tax and spend,
Heard a furious speech
Laced with “lynch” and “impeach”
And saw his career at an end.


SLOE - SLY

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