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#205489 - 04/14/12 10:38 PM synthetic humor again [Re: jenny jenny]  
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My verses are mostly quite simple
Could be read by a nun in a wimple
...But if merry sing-song
...Can just take you along
It might bring out a smile -- and a dimple!

KEEPER -- LABOUR

#205490 - 04/15/12 02:25 AM synthetic oversight [Re: wofahulicodoc]  
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Originally Posted By: wofahulicodoc

My verses are mostly quite simple
Could be read by a nun in a wimple
...But if merry sing-song
...Can just take you along
It might bring out a smile -- and a dimple!

KEEPER -- LABOUR


Oops. It's not SIMPLE, it's SINGLE.

OK, let's try

My verses are sing-song but simple,
Could be read by a nun in a wimple.
...But if one single song
...Makes you sing right along
We'll be graced by your smile and a dimple!

#205491 - 04/15/12 03:11 AM Re: synthetic oversight [Re: wofahulicodoc]  
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A hundred hands clapping, Doc, you have quick feet.
A great rhyme number one, a great rhyme number two.
You are fast, you are good. smile

#205492 - 04/15/12 01:55 PM Re: synthetic oversight [Re: Jackie]  
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Wot jj says - very neat, wofa


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#205500 - 04/16/12 04:51 AM Re: synthetic oversight [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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LABOUR - KEEPER

The British are the keepers of things oceanic
Their labour to hoard artifacts is pedantic
But losers weepers finder keepers
We need that boat for movie peepers
But don't panic
The Titanic still rests beneath the Atlantic

STRING - STRIKE

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#205501 - 04/16/12 10:05 AM Re: synthetic oversight [Re: Jackie]  
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I find it is too tough a thing.
To hang the words well on a string.
Then I hit a strike,
Before I say, "yike".
Like wofa's my song starts to sing.
DOODLE - DEAD

#205508 - 04/17/12 05:38 AM Good one, Avy [Re: Avy]  
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Doodle - Dead

Yankee Doodle went to town
To get himself some bread
He stuck up a store in Baltimore
So they shot Yankee Doodle dead

ZARATHUSTRA - ZULU

#205513 - 04/17/12 02:18 PM Also spracht? [Re: jenny jenny]  
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LOL - I loved that one, jj!

To learn a new tongue is a must-a
To your CV it adds quite a lustre
Afrikaans to Zulu
Will gives you a tool to
Speak also just like Zarathustra!

MARRIAGEABLE - MARTYR


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#205522 - 04/18/12 07:58 PM One guess only please unless you ask for more. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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Clever, Rhubarb, you must-a been inspired.
99 hands a-clapping and one hand a-rapping. laugh

MARRIAGEABLE - MARTYR

"If you can't do good do as little bad as you can"
"Lawyers...their job is to disguise matters and barter"
"Disguise our bondage as you will
'Tis woman. woman, rules us still"
---- Name this marriageable priest and merry martyr. smile

GECK - GEOSYNCLINE

#205528 - 04/19/12 03:55 PM Re: One guess only please unless you ask for more. [Re: Jackie]  
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Nice one! Is it Donne? (It certainly isn't half-baked!)

The geosynclines, or linear trough
If deformed, compressed enough
A volcano may form.
Geologically a norm;
But what the heck is a Geck?


JACK - JÄGER


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