Faldage wins! Yep, "it" is eee-yuht in Deep Kentuckian, and probably Deep Appalachian in other states as well. Our choir director is a retired teacher, and says that in one elementary school way down in the state, she heard a teacher down the hall carefully explaining to her class that this word has two syllables.

Em--I think Bollinger's is champagne. Dunno, it just sounded good. So--belM, maybe you could bring some cheese. Faldage, we'll need some fine crackers; beck, doc, tsuwm and olly...let's see. Oh! Music. Hmm...fruit? Ooh, maybe some of those teeny-tiny little pies... See y'all tomorrow!