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#208609 - 01/01/13 01:35 PM Re: Creative mood [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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London, UK Maverick just beat me to it, but here's mine anyway:
A screenwriter sat in his villa
With sheets of the finest manilla;
He drank mandrake juice
Which set his mind loose
To write episodes of Godzilla.
#208611 - 01/01/13 03:06 PM Re: Creative mood [Re: A C Bowden]
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Posts: 4,757 Lovely - I see looking back you've done some other good ones! ~ and are the other creatives still around as well?
#208612 - 01/01/13 03:08 PM Re: Creative mood [Re: Jackie]
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Lancaster, UK Two fine limericks! Yours was far too good not to publish it here, AC.
QUASSIA – QUARRY
A disused slate quarry in Wales
Sets a scene for some deep and dark tales.
Midst the damp scrub-oak bowers
Quassia’s scarlet flowers
Hide a fiery Welsh dragon’s red scales!
BLASÉ - BLENDE
Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 01/01/13 03:19 PM. Reason: to include new limerick
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#208624 - 01/01/13 07:06 PM Grade me on spelling...I dare you! [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi A sweet but poor American girl named Poor Sweet Wendy
Invented a cheap way to extract zinc from Blende
She soon became rich and blase
Now ten million follow her Face-
Book page. And her manner of speak has become trendy
DUPE - DUTCH HOE
#208627 - 01/01/13 07:37 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: jenny jenny]
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Posts: 4,757 A gardener from Old Amsterdam
Was duped by a crook on the lam;
Treating her as a fool
He left her but one tool:
And thus a Dutch hoe digs prickmadam!
strike --- strine
#208629 - 01/01/13 08:09 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: maverick]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi You're a fast one, Maverick - and I mean that in every sense of the word - but your limerick above is suggestive and lewd and funny. What are you....a professional?
#208632 - 01/01/13 09:19 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: jenny jenny]
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Posts: 4,757 heh! just an amateur who works their love
#208633 - 01/01/13 09:54 PM Re: Strange accent [Re: maverick]
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London, UK On strike near the Adelaide line
Stood a picket who yelled "There's a trine!"
I looked up at the stars
And their aspect with Mars,
But he meant "railway vehicle" in Strine.
ANGULAR – ANISEED
#208645 - 01/02/13 02:30 AM A deadly sin! [Re: A C Bowden]
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Lancaster, UK ANGULAR – ANISEED
My outlook on life is quite angular:
I think, it don’t matter just who you are,
Man’s great sin is Greed
- Mine’s for Aniseed -
A passion that’s totally singular!
[b]WELKIN - WELLADAY [//b]
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#208658 - 01/02/13 03:18 PM Re: Stalking [Re: A C Bowden]
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Posts: 4,757 Superb! Well done mate
Good on yer too, Rhuby.
There once was a lass from Devizes
Whose boobs were of two different sizes
“Welladay!” she would sing
as her bra failed to cling
and the welkin smiled down on her prizes!
Gravity -- Gravalax
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