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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 123 of 126 1 2 … 121 122 123 124 125 126 Go to page... #208609 - 01/01/13 01:35 PM Re: Creative mood [Re: Rhubarb Commando]   Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,038 A C Bowden old hand A C Bowden   old hand Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,038 London, UK Maverick just beat me to it, but here's mine anyway: A screenwriter sat in his villa With sheets of the finest manilla; He drank mandrake juice Which set his mind loose To write episodes of Godzilla. #208611 - 01/01/13 03:06 PM Re: Creative mood [Re: A C Bowden]   Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 Lovely - I see looking back you've done some other good ones! ~ and are the other creatives still around as well? #208612 - 01/01/13 03:08 PM Re: Creative mood [Re: Jackie]   Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,075 Rhubarb Commando old hand Rhubarb Commando   old hand Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,075 Lancaster, UK Two fine limericks! Yours was far too good not to publish it here, AC. QUASSIA – QUARRY A disused slate quarry in Wales Sets a scene for some deep and dark tales. Midst the damp scrub-oak bowers Quassia’s scarlet flowers Hide a fiery Welsh dragon’s red scales! BLASÉ - BLENDE Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 01/01/13 03:19 PM. Reason: to include new limerick I'm immortal until proven otherwise #208624 - 01/01/13 07:06 PM Grade me on spelling...I dare you! [Re: Rhubarb Commando]   Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 jenny jenny veteran jenny jenny   veteran Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi A sweet but poor American girl named Poor Sweet Wendy Invented a cheap way to extract zinc from Blende She soon became rich and blase Now ten million follow her Face- Book page. And her manner of speak has become trendy DUPE - DUTCH HOE #208627 - 01/01/13 07:37 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: jenny jenny]   Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 A gardener from Old Amsterdam Was duped by a crook on the lam; Treating her as a fool He left her but one tool: And thus a Dutch hoe digs prickmadam! strike --- strine #208629 - 01/01/13 08:09 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: maverick]   Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 jenny jenny veteran jenny jenny   veteran Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi You're a fast one, Maverick - and I mean that in every sense of the word - but your limerick above is suggestive and lewd and funny. What are you....a professional? #208632 - 01/01/13 09:19 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: jenny jenny]   Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 heh! just an amateur who works their love #208633 - 01/01/13 09:54 PM Re: Strange accent [Re: maverick]   Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,038 A C Bowden old hand A C Bowden   old hand Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,038 London, UK On strike near the Adelaide line Stood a picket who yelled "There's a trine!" I looked up at the stars And their aspect with Mars, But he meant "railway vehicle" in Strine. ANGULAR – ANISEED #208645 - 01/02/13 02:30 AM A deadly sin! [Re: A C Bowden]   Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,075 Rhubarb Commando old hand Rhubarb Commando   old hand Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,075 Lancaster, UK ANGULAR – ANISEED My outlook on life is quite angular: I think, it don’t matter just who you are, Man’s great sin is Greed - Mine’s for Aniseed - A passion that’s totally singular! [b]WELKIN - WELLADAY [//b] I'm immortal until proven otherwise #208658 - 01/02/13 03:18 PM Re: Stalking [Re: A C Bowden]   Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 Superb! Well done mate Good on yer too, Rhuby. There once was a lass from Devizes Whose boobs were of two different sizes “Welladay!” she would sing as her bra failed to cling and the welkin smiled down on her prizes! Gravity -- Gravalax Last edited by maverick; 01/02/13 03:59 PM. Reason: add limerick Page 123 of 126 1 2 … 121 122 123 124 125 126 Go to page... Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------   Information and announcements   Q&A about words   Wordplay and fun   Words and languages in schools   Miscellany   Weekly Themes   Looking for (writers, speakers, ...) (Old) Weekly themes. 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