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#150317 - 11/16/05 12:48 AM Ode to the Spell Checker  
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Although Aenigma is no longer with us, this may amuse:

"Ode to the Spell Checker"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew



http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/16194.htm


Bingley
#150318 - 11/16/05 10:19 AM Re: Ode to the Spell Checker  
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Just for S&Gs try running that poem through a grammar checker. I think you'll be surprised at how few errors it gets.


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