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Yes fokes - yer readen this right!
In order ta celebrate the Janurary Sales, GallantTed Merchandizen Inc TM has loads of freebies ta give away ta our looky readers.
This week we're given away FREE SALACIOUS WINKS FROM MADDOGTED.
Yes fokes - a lifetime supply of free salacious winks from the irresistible MadDogTed can be yers by just readen on.
HOW TA APPLY
Well fokes it's ded easy.
All ya have ta do is order yer own special MEDITATION KIT from GallantTed Merchandizen Inc TM. Once ya learn the tecnique of the ancient art of MEDITATION all ya have ta do is DOWNLOAD them salacious winks from the Universe. It's that simple - within minutes ya could be enjoyen them groovy cosmick winks.
*Experience that musky Teddy Bear glint on a whim
*Turn them winks on and off ta suit yer own needs
*Available from BOTH eyes (left and right)
*May not be suitable fer the prudish or the faint harted
HOW TA ORDER
Fer yer free MEDITATION KIT just send $29.99 (cash only) ta GallantTed Merchandizen Inc TM. Order 2 and ya get a free cosmick Teddy Hug ta go! Now is that generous or isn't it?
[SIZE=14]ORDER FORM[/SIZE]
Please rush me [ ] MEDITATION KIT(S)
I inclose a cash amount of [$ ]
I understand that I won't get any free hugs unless I purchase 2 or more kits
Signed ________________
terms and conditions apply
SO THER YE GO FOKES -YER ALWAYS A WINNER WITH TED
Be seein ya
GallantTed
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Carpal Tunnel
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Hmmm; salacious winks...free hugs...tempting, verrry tempting...let me meditate on that for a while.
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bear delmarbuk
hav u mad up ur mind yet
me i is deginnem 2 watter
luv
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