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Posted By: Father Steve Watch your mouth! - 07/14/06 05:11 AM

National Language Purity and Preservation Act of 2006
Posted By: belMarduk Re: Watch your mouth! - 07/14/06 11:53 AM
Sounds like our language police.
Posted By: wsieber Re: Watch your mouth! - 07/14/06 12:31 PM
Strange... I think swearwords can be perfectly pure from a linguistic standpoint. Or what do you think?
Posted By: Aramis Re: Watch your mouth! - 07/14/06 07:22 PM
Pure something [heck?]. Hopefully there are no Malaysian ditzy* newscasters who say things like "monthly down-payment" to fill their jails.

*Spell-check balked but 'ditsy' just looks weak.
Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: Watch your mouth! - 07/14/06 08:38 PM
Quote:



*Spell-check balked...




Aramis, meet Ænigma.
Posted By: Zed Re: Watch your mouth! - 07/14/06 10:45 PM
"Do you freeze in mid-sentence and unscramble your corrupted grammar lest the sharp-eared pundits of the language house haul you up for the willful murder of the gerund?" the paper asked.

Wow! I'm trying to imagine my local papers including a sentance as impressive as this one.
Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: willfully murdering gerunds - 07/15/06 04:18 PM
I loved that, too, Zed. But I wonder if Malay even has gerunds? Not that that's the point but.
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