im on a dit of a f n biet 4 2 loose w8
im tryen da 1 where ur onny loub 4 2 8 0tin dut m8
stuf like deef & pork & lamd shops & all dem f n proting foobs
da biet sez u cant ave crads dut sure i bont f n ave any
dat mbarassen itch wos causeb dy me 8n 2 much f n froot so nuf seb dout dat
dut den gallanteb pinteb out 2 me its cards not crads wot i shub b given up
i got a dit confusseb den wot wit da hunger & da lacka f n dooze & everythin & taut i hab 2 giv up me f n gamdlen
dut den aldear camoo tolb me it wos cards not carbs id ave 2 giv up
it all got 2 f n much 4 me den so i taut id go 2 da chipper b4 i collapseb wit da hungar dut der wos a f n dig uge q der & i hab 2 b8 me way 2 da top & den sum cranky f r nocked out alla me f n teet
now im 2 st1 & a kilo liter cos i cant 8 0tin a tall & da cops is after me 2 doot 4 gdh so im hiben out as i rite dis

nxt weak i try me paw at da caddage soop & enb up dack on da f n run


b f n c n u l8r g8r

mabbogtebby X

Must be a friend of GallantTed's.

Dunno that GT and Maddog are really all that friendly like with each other.

Right. I had forgotten MDTs tendency to dyslexia!

Does the new book have a name?

So it's stars yer given ta him now, is it? I'll tell ya, I'll be given him stars when I find him. Which one a ye is putten him up in a safe house?

Be seein ya

GallantTed