Howye fokes

How is things? This is a fierce hart renchen appeel what I'm about ta make ta ye all.

LOST, MISLAID or even STOLEN

One (1) muse
One (1) pin fer writen (black)
One (1) pin fer editen (red)
One (1) pin fer signen autographs (yella)
One (1) copy book (blank)
0ne (1) grate idea fer a block busten, gut busten diet book
One (1) Tedasaurus
One (1) publisher's adress and fone number

If found please return ta GallantTed. Reward considered. Apply within.

Also LOST
One (1) MadDogTed.
Disappeered the same day as the above items. Can't weight ta see him again fer ta give him a right nuckle sangwich.

Be seein ya

GallantTed

GT, I think I saw the Tedasaurus merrily munching away in Jurassic Park.

maybe he needed all those pins to gain entry, perhaps.
-joe (circumstantially) friday