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Posted By: Wordwind "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 08:38 PM
Famous phrase, but try completing it the way YOU would.

I would complete it:

"...don't make spitballs out of it."

There's a story behind my response, but I'll save it in case there is any interest.

Posted By: Faldage Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 08:59 PM
… make exceptions.

Posted By: Buffalo Shrdlu Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 09:07 PM
set it free.



Posted By: tsuwm Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 09:18 PM
write outside the lines.
-ron (please pull the twine) obvious

Posted By: amemeba Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 09:32 PM
Tell them...

If they give you ruled paper and you make spitballs
you will rue the day they that gave you ruled paper.
__

(Then hit them on top of their hardheads with a ruler.) ___

Posted By: sjmaxq Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 09:42 PM
thank them for their consideration." (I couldn't write straight to save my life, without lines)

Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 08/31/04 10:48 PM
thank them for their consideration." (I couldn't write straight to save my life, without lines)

Amen. Being left-handed does have its drawbacks, albeit few.

Posted By: Owlbow Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/01/04 11:24 AM
Write a vignette, verse or poem and hope that they gave me enough of it to rewrite it until I liked it.

Posted By: clockworkchaos Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/01/04 11:41 AM
give them rebellious pens

Posted By: belMarduk Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 12:22 AM
Famous phrase, but...

Famous phrase, really? I've never heard it before? How does it finish? I'm assuming ruled paper is paper with lines on it.

Posted By: sjmaxq Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 12:28 AM
>Famous phrase, really? I've never heard it before?

Glad I'm not the only one. I had to google it to find out how it was supposed to end.

Posted By: WhitmanO'Neill Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 12:38 AM
...dare to drape the lines.

Posted By: Buffalo Shrdlu Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 12:42 AM
heh. shows you how closely I read things. didn't even matter to me. didn't even really notice that line... oh well....

Posted By: Wordwind Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 02:16 AM
Not famous really--but familiar to Bradbury, uh, scholars, I suppose. I thought that Bradbury is so much part of the mainstream that the phrase might ring a bell. It's a quote from Juan Ramon Jimenez that Bradbury quotes as the opening quote into Farenheit 451--so please forgive my crediting that quote with fame. I made a quick and careless assumption that was overblown. Very sorry here, bel'

The entire line is: If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

That caught my fancy and I wondered how others here might complete the opening subordinate clause.

Posted By: sjmaxq Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 04:59 AM
>Very sorry here, bel'

<sniff>

Posted By: Zed Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/02/04 11:19 PM
read between the lines.

Posted By: Jackie Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/03/04 01:14 AM
you will want a silver pen.

Posted By: amnow Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/03/04 02:13 AM
Sitting on the stairs of The Art Institute with an open book...looking at the book...THAT's 'reading between the lions'!

Posted By: grapho Re: "If they give you ruled paper..." - 09/03/04 12:11 PM
If they give you ruled paper ...

... you'd better toe the line.

The rules are made to be broken, but not if you're applying for a job. [Or Carpal Tunnelism. ]

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