>Please use it in a sentence

okay.. instead of the usual
what am I, chopped liver?

you might say
I must be wearing the Mantle again!

I must be wearing the Mantle again!

So stop sitting in the fireplace!

stop sitting in the fireplace! HA!

I think we should say, "I'm wearing them antlers again.

"I'm wearing them antlers again.

I like it! Gives the concept an appropriate extra resonance of cuckold.

Yes, it is pretty slick. I think, given the frequency with which I wear it, I shall implement Juan's suggestion, and start posting here as Mickey.

Yes, it is pretty slick. I think, given the frequency with which I wear it, I shall implement Juan's suggestion, and start posting here as Mickey.

Ohhh...so you're gonna slip us a Mickey, are ya?

Ohhh...so you're gonna slip us a Mickey, are ya?

Who said that? Show yourself, I say.

Ohhh...so you're gonna slip us a Mickey, are ya?

Who said that? Show yourself, I say.

Hey, Mickey! You talkin' to me? You talkin to me!

Well, I'll tell ya...

Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey)
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey)
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey)
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey)
Hey Mickey!
You´ve been around all night and that´s a little long
You think you´ve got the right but I think you´ve got it wrong
Why can´t you say goodnight so you can take me home, Mickey
´Cause when you say you will, it always means you won´t
You´re givin´ me the chills, baby, please baby don´t
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don´t break my heart, Mickey
Hey Mickey!
Now when you take me by the - who´s ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
There´s somethin´ we can use, so don´t say no, Mickey
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I´ll take it like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don´t leave me in the jam, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don´t break my heart, Mickey
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey)
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey)
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey)
(Oh Mickey, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey)
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don´t break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don´t break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don´t break my heart, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don´t break my heart, Mickey
{fade}

--Mickey,Toni Basil © 1980-something

>Toni Basil's Mickey

probably ran off with Sharona.

WO'N.

I just don't know what to say.

The *mane difference between a YART and "them antlers" is within the content of a single thread...

...or, short term memory has apparent value.

...........

I suppose this officially opens *moose hunting season.

probably ran off with Sharona.

Who, m-m-m-m-m-m-my Sharona?

probably ran off with Sharona.

Who, m-m-m-m-m-m-my Sharona?


Da, da, da.

didja ever hear the Cheech and Chong version?

<white alert>
my scrotum

We could go even further and change "the mantle" to "them antelers" and from there change it to "antlers and horns" and thus thorns which rhymes with horns. Or something like that that is equally absurd. After all, it is spring.

After all, it is spring. And some of us are love-struck...

you mean horny?