It is now time, for me to share with all, the age-old question: <raised eyebrow, maniacal smile, sweaty knees>
...
How long is a piece of string? <flapping robes, evil cackle>
The answer iiiissss..........
Twice as long as half it's length!
<nonsensical muttering, shuffleing off back to whence I came...>
I'm not weird, I'm just special...
Dear bonzaialsatian: Please allow me to felicitate you on your remarkable command of the obvious.
Bah! Now that you come to mention it... well it it sounded good in my head, and I can never resist a few stage directions. <cautious sideways glances, surruptitious prising of eyes away from keyboard and back to homework>
I'm not weird, I'm just special... Uh...huh.
Oh well, that's no stranger than some of the rest of us have gotten from time to time.
Well, I liked it....I have ALWAYS wanted to know how long a piece of string is. Now I do!
S'apleasure! <annoying self-rightious grin>, I can also tell you the kicking force of the average full-grown ostrich or the hobbies and interests of most yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested... <Knowledgeable snort>
EDIT (from my alter-ego):
Don't encourage her or she'll never stop, and this forum will be turned into some kind of twisted sea slug lovers web community! 
or the hobbies and interests of most yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested...
YES PLEASE! I dated one once, and I never COULD figure out what his hobbies and interests were. I think we had a failure to communicate....
yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested...
YES PLEASE! I dated one once, [splattering iced tea e]
Sounds like somebody I know, my dear.
That's odd ... I drove one for a number of years. It was a 1972 Vauxhall Chevette, known far and wide as "The Yellow Peril". For all sorts of reasons.
I drove one for a number of years ... known far and wide as "The Yellow Peril". For all sorts of reasons.
Reason #1: CK was driving it.
*rimshot*
That was one of them ...
*raspberry*
Similar to the original post, an old favorite:
Q: How far can a dog run into the woods?
A: Halfway, because if he runs any farther he'll be running OUT of the woods.
And anyway, How much sea could a sea slug slug if a sea slug could slug seashells by the seashore?
(...or something like that.)
Good one, CJ! Till he got full, I guess! :-)