Received a Weekly Message from Daily Telegraph..noted the use of some contractions I've not seen before. Such as "We'ld love to hear....." and "...and we'ire". Curious..why and since when????
Faldage, we'ire must be a contraction of we + tire. Or mebbe we + sire. I suppose inflection would determine whether the 'we' in question were tiring or siring.
If this is the Brit Daily Telegraph then I really can't understand the connection with any totally original constructions such as those you quote. The paper isn't renowned for its sense of adventure or for having a slightly surreal sense of humour.
Are you sure it isn't just a corrupted email (assuming that's what your "Weekly Message" is) or something?