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Posted By: wow Fun link - 05/18/02 03:30 PM
http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Music/Lyrics/Humor/

Posted By: milum Re: Fun link - 05/18/02 06:26 PM
Whoah, wow, fun site. And informative too. For example to my surprize I found the original version of "Yesterday" before it was polished up by John Lennon and Paul McCartney It was called...

Negligee,
I look stupid in this negligee
'Cause my butt sticks out this funny way --
Oh, why'd I buy this negligee?

Suddenly,
I am twice the girl I used to be;
Flab is hanging out all over me --
This negligee's a travesty.

Why it doesn't fit I don't know, I couldn't say;
I did something wrong when I bought this negligee.

Negligee,
I would like to take it back today,
But I threw the damn sales slip away --
I'll have to keep this negligee.
Hmm mm mm mm oo oo oooooo.



Like you said. Fun link.




Posted By: Jackie Wet Dream - 05/18/02 09:50 PM
I HAD to check the lyrics of this song! Too long to copy here, but well worth a look. Here's a sampling:

My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

http://php.indiana.edu/~jbmorris/LYRICS/wet.dream


Posted By: wow Re: Fun link - 05/19/02 06:27 PM
Why it doesn't fit I don't know, I couldn't say;
I did something wrong when I bought this negligee.


That's what happens when you let a guy loose in a lingerie store!

Posted By: RhubarbCommando Re: Wet Dream - 05/22/02 02:19 PM
they said I'd blown a seal.

NOW I know why they call it a gasket over here!


Posted By: TEd Remington guy loose in a lingerie store! - 05/22/02 04:41 PM
Not certain that's always true. I had a friend in college who worked in a lingerie store because of the discount. Of course he wanted to spend his junior year abroad.

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