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Posted By: Wordwind Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/23/01 06:46 PM
tsuwm mentioned the possibility of someone's asking for the definition of irony on another thread. (I'd mentioned that I value an ironic sense of humor.)

There have been volumes written about irony, and the subject is redolent with human fun, foibles and even tragedy.

I thought it might be interesting to enumerate here examples of different types of irony, variously categorized according to your references. I think it was ironic that Einstein with his own brand of genuis is purported to have been escorted to classes by students because he wouldn't find the way. (This is an example of irony's ability to admire with veiled light criticism.)

Irony can take even grim turns and still maintain an element of humor. Here are two examples from the web:

"A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman."

"The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale."

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/english/melani/irony.html

Literature is rife with examples of irony, both humorous and tragic. Dramatic irony throughout "Oedipus Rex" comes immediately to mind.

Beethoven's life of genuis and brilliance in music took the ironically tragic turn when he became deaf, though continuing his composition.

It's a certain kind of irony (I'll have to look up the exact term) that Beverly Sills' daughter is deaf.

So, sometimes poignant, sometimes tragic, often humorous, what are some, if any, examples of irony playing out its hand you've observed in either life or the arts?

I hope someone else has a few examples.

Best regards,
WW

Posted By: Faldage Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/23/01 11:22 PM
Is it irony to call this irony?

Silva Rhetoricae http://humanities.byu.edu/rhetoric/silva.htm defines irony as Speaking in such a way as to imply the contrary of what one says, often for the purpose of derision, mockery, or jest.

So what is the correct term for what Dub Dub' defined?

Posted By: wwh Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/23/01 11:44 PM
Dear Faldage: "stochastic" is a very interesting word, and not an easy word to define. I believe that many participants of AWADtalk would be interested to see your definition of it .

Posted By: tsuwm three types of irony(?) - 11/24/01 02:40 AM
In reply to:

Silva Rhetoricae http://humanities.byu.edu/rhetoric/silva.htm defines irony as Speaking in such a way as to imply the contrary of what one says, often for the purpose of derision, mockery, or jest.
So what is the correct term for what Dub Dub' defined?


irony as a figure of speech is as you defined it, but there are two other types:

2. irony in the figurative sense: a condition of affairs or events of a character opposite to what was, or might naturally be, expected; a contradictory outcome of events as if in mockery of the promise and fitness of things (tragic irony, in F. ironie du sort).
3. irony in the etymological sense: dissimulation, pretence; esp. in reference to the dissimulation of ignorance practiced by Socrates as a means of confuting an adversary (Socratic irony).

the Greek root means dissimulation, ignorance purposely affected; the figurative sense has come about through, some might say, misuse; but even here it was originally used in a more classical sense: The contrast between man with his hopes, fears, wishes, and undertakings, and a dark, inflexible fate, affords abundant room for the exhibition of tragic irony.

the leap from Thomas Hardy's Life's Little Ironies to Alanis Morrissette's "Isn't it Ironic" is a big one.

http://www.ebooks3.com/cgi-bin/ebooks/ebook.cgi?folder=lifes_little_ironies&next=1

http://www.saywhat.sphosting.com/a/alanisironic.shtml

Posted By: Capital Kiwi Re: three types of irony(?) - 11/24/01 05:38 AM
The humour in irony is usually only perceived readily by third parties. Using the example of the seals prepared as food for the killer whales, while we may think it's funny (and it was; I remember reading the report), I'm sure that the people who cared for the seals and then released them didn't find it one bit funny ... at the same time, they may well have recognised the irony implicit in the situation!

Posted By: wwh Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/24/01 05:43 PM
Dear Faldage: it is stercoraceous that you withhold your definition of stochastic.

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/24/01 06:44 PM
Faldage,

I haven't defined anything; I've simply provided examples of ironic situations. I checked your rhetoric site, by the way. Thanks for providing it. The information on irony doesn't include any mention of the common terms for types of irony. Situational irony is pretty standard--but there are at least two others, perhaps three.

On the rhetoric site, specific types of verbal irony have been defined, and they're worth examining.

Best regards,
WW

Posted By: tsuwm Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/24/01 09:23 PM
crosswinds,

most of the "ironies" in Morrissette's song shouldn't be classified as ironies at all. but maybe you agree....

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/25/01 01:09 AM
tsuwm: I first only knew a few of the lyrics that weren't ironic, but I just clicked on the site you provided and some of those examples are ironic. "Raining on your wedding day" I don't see as being ironic, however--just a turn in the weather. I've read much of Hardy, but not Life's Little Ironies...I will take a look.

The examples I listed in the first post are examples of various types of irony, but certainly not in the strictly classical sense. I don't see any purpose in restricting here a discussion of irony and its examples to the classic definition unless that's what posters here would rather do. If we did, it would make the task more challenging, but enlightening. I'd have to work like the devil to restrict my wildfire's range of what I view as irony into modest candlelight.

I wish we had some excellent examples here on the thread. When Kate in Taming of the Shrew is played very well, her final soliloquy about the role of the wife works best (and only well, in my opinion) if delivered with an ironic tone of voice. If delivered otherwise--with saccharine obsequiousness, for example--I want to spit in her eye.

Anyway, I'll keep my fingers crossed (the ones that are awkwardly gripping this stochastic iron with which I try to poke the embers of the ironic fire), and maybe something will flare up.

Best regards,
WildFire

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/25/01 01:43 AM
tsuwm: You mentioned Dennis Miller in another thread, so I just went to the site and read the bit on Gotham...

In order to scare off the monarch, the Wise Men of Gotham, as they came to be known, feigned madness, setting about such tasks as trying to drown eels and building a fence around their so-called "cuckoo bush" to trap the birds, which of course flew away. Faced with such complete zaniness, King John detoured around the eel-drowning town and Gotham was spared the expense of playing host to him.

These tales of the "foles of Gotham" spread and were eventually collected and published in the 16th century. In calling New York "Gotham," Irving was pointing out a similar "method to the madness" of the city's inhabitants, who acted foolishly so that outsiders would leave them alone.


There is irony in New York's being referred to as Gotham once you know the story of its historical archetype because, whatever kind of madness New Yorkers may feign, it's not working. Ironically, it is often the madness of New York that pulls 'em in. (I just got an image of that naked cowboy on the corner of Time Square, playing his guitar...) If word got around that there were New Yorkers building fences around bushes to keep the birds in, the thrill seekers would go there, too, to be amazed.

Wouldn't there be irony in calling a trailer, "Buckingham Palace"? And a dirty, drunk, swearing woman comes to the door of the trailer and someone continues the ironic tale by saying, "And this is the Queen." Even more ironic would be the queen referring to herself as such...and so on. Sometimes, not always, irony and exaggeration overlap.

Thanks for unknowingly providing an inspiration for an observation on the subject at hand.

WW

Posted By: Jackie Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/25/01 03:17 AM
Here's our past discussion:
http://wordsmith.org/board/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=wordplay&Number=33942

Posted By: WhitmanO'Neill Re: three types of irony(?) - 11/25/01 04:35 AM
1. iron-knee
2. steel-knee
3. tin-knee

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/25/01 09:26 AM
Thanks for the link, Jackie.

Back to Faldage's... His provided a term for an ironic device that we've certainly observed, but the term was new to me. I quote:

"mycterismus

Also sp. mycterismus, micterismus
subsannatio
fleering frumpe

A mock given with an accompanying gesture, such as a scornful countenance.


Example
In some smiling sort looking aside or by drawing the lip awry or shrinking up the nose, as he had said to one whose words he believed not, 'No doubt, sir, of that' -- Puttenham"

http://humanities.byu.edu/rhetoric/silva.htm

Might mycterismus be used with humorous intent of an ironic
observation?

Attempting to be less stochastic, assuming stochasticism may be considered here to be relative
WW

Posted By: Wordwind Alanis Morrisette... - 11/25/01 09:54 AM
Fiberbabe observes on the link on irony Jackie provided:

Some time ago, a Harvard English professor (or someone of similar stature who seems to get paid for doing these sorts of things) put together a treatise about how, technically, none of the citations in that song illustrated irony at all. The pithy & brilliant comment that I took away from it was "None of those qualify as irony - the best that any of them can be described is a bummer."

Go Harvard.


...wish we had a link to this prof's arguments. If you observed a person taking a cigarette break under a "No Smoking" sign, unbeknownst to the smoker, wouldn't that be ironic?

WW

Posted By: wwh Re: STOCHASTIC - 11/25/01 02:16 PM
I find it exceedingly ironic, that in a board devoted to the study of words, the word "Stochastic" has been used several times without being defined. I defy the perptrators to show that the word as used makes any sense.

Posted By: Wordwind Re: STOCHASTIC - 11/25/01 03:33 PM
Hello, wwh...

The only definitions I have of stochastic are: l.involving a random variable; 2.involving chance or probability.

I took Faldage's use of stochastic to imply that the term ironic is so broadly used, that its general features, so used, appear to be random, opperative word random.

If I misread Faldage, I beg to be set straight.

Best regards,
WW

Posted By: Jackie Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/25/01 06:18 PM
Dr. Bill, I will combine into Wordwind's definition of stochastic that it means also: by guesswork or by chance.
Therefore it would make sense to me that Faldage might have meant that determining what constitutes irony is highly subjective, depending upon (hi, M!) what an individual's experiences and intrinsic mind-set are.

WW, I like that mycterismus word you found. I do hope it's a real word--my little mind has quite enough trouble keeping up with the new real words--I haven't any brain cells to spare to try and learn made-up ones! But it sounds like a combination of mystery, rictus (mind-leap, here), and miasma: quite intriguing!



Posted By: tsuwm Re: Alanis Morrisette... - 11/25/01 06:35 PM
>...wish we had a link to this prof's arguments.

Professor emeritus of English, Paul Fussell discusses the use (and non-use) of irony in the words of songs on the best-selling album of pop singer Alanis Morissette in an article in The Washington Post. The album itself is called "Ironic" but Fussell found very little irony in the lyrics. Fussell had never heard the record but liked some of the lyrics after they were read to him. "Those are some pretty nice words," he said. "It's good for what it is. It's sardonic, and very little pop culture is." As for irony, Fussell found some situational irony in the songs but no rhetorical irony. "Rhetorical irony requires immense intellectual self-respect," he explained, "you have to be more or less brilliant to get rhetorical irony."

notes:

this is from the "Penn Arts & Sciences" newsletter. I suppose more than one prof may have tackled this thorny issue, but this should be in the Washington Post archives.

"more or less brilliant"... heh.

Posted By: tsuwm Re: Paul Fussell - 11/25/01 06:43 PM
from "A Conversation with Paul Fussell:

Hackney: Why would you say that war is ironic rather than heroic?

Fussell: It's ironic because everybody believes that life is pleasurable, and they should. They have a right to believe that, especially if they're brought up under a Constitution that talks about the pursuit of happiness. To have public life shot through with that kind of optimism and complacency is the grounds for horrible, instructive irony when those generalities prove not true. War tends to prove them not true. War is about survival and it's about mass killing and it's about killing or being killed -- that is, in the infantry -- and it is extremely unpleasant. One realizes that a terrible mistake has been made somewhere, either by the optimistic eighteenth century or by mechanistic twentieth century. The two don't fit together somehow, and that creates, obviously, irony.


for those interested in the entire Conversation:
http://raven.cc.ukans.edu/~kansite/ww_one/comment/fussell.htm
Posted By: wwh Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/25/01 06:46 PM
Dear Jackie et al.: Stochastic refers in a decidedly technical way to chance, in the design of statistical and mathematic operations.

sto[chas[tic 7stb kas4tik, st!38
adj.
5< Gr stochastikos, proceeding by guesswork, lit., skillful in aiming < stochazesthai, to aim at < stochos, a target: for IE base see STING6
1 of, pertaining to, or arising from chance; involving probability; random
2 Math. designating a process in which a sequence of values is drawn from a corresponding sequence of jointly distributed random variables

I think it is a pretentious misuse of a technical word such as "stochastic" when it does nothing to facilitate the reader's understanding, and in fact is certain to baffle the reader. As if I referred to your "calcaneus" instead of saying "heel".

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Paul Fussell and Stochastic - 11/25/01 07:23 PM
Hello, tsuwm...

I clicked on your link to Fussell and ended up on the first page of this thread... (Makes me think my computer did a bob...three curves and a twiddle. Gosh! Am I going to enjoy dropping that one, if not ironically, certainly whimsically!)

Back to stochastically: wwh, I like hearing terms from science transferred to other fields! Even though I don't understand the physics of the draft effect in racing, its essence is easily transferred to those situations in which the efforts of two bodies are increased to such an extent that neither could have accomplished what the two could have alone. And so on. In Faldage's case, even if stochastic hadn't been used heretofore rhetorically, there's calculated resonance in his application here and even ironic resonance by doing so: definition of what irony isn't by inculcation of a numerical application. At least so it seems to me with my subjective, dull understanding of irony.

Best regards,
WW

Posted By: tsuwm Re: Paul Fussell and Stochistic - 11/25/01 07:38 PM
regarding the link: I think i fixed it -- too many windows open I guess.

regarding stochastic - yet more complaining about the transferral of sense, in this case misapplied because the *original* sense of stochastic (from the Greek root meaning "to aim at a mark, guess") is to aim at a mark, guess.
this was "borrowed" for technical use in science and music, only to be claimed anew by the foi-poloi[sic].

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Paul Fussell and Stochastic - 11/25/01 08:24 PM
tsuwm: I misspelled stochastic as stochistic, edited my post, but the error will continue forever in your Re:Stochistic response, where your own text is correct. If you want to go back and fix my miss in it, great.

But, more to the point and another pointed point, how do composers use stochasticism (if that's a word)? I, too, in looking up the word, noticed that the root was related to a point. It's ironic, isn't it, that that same point has come to mean a random variable.

Best regards,
WW

Posted By: tsuwm Re: Paul Fussell and Stochastic - 11/25/01 08:41 PM
regarding musical use: b. Mus. Applied (orig. by Yannis Xenakis (b. 1922), Romanian-born Greek composer) to music in which the overall sound structure is determined, but internal details are left to chance or are established mathematically by composer or computer (by the laws of probability or otherwise).

regarding 'stochistic': it seems apt that I should leave your random misspell for a spell, wordmiss.

Posted By: WhitmanO'Neill Re: Types of irony - 11/25/01 08:57 PM
A good illustration of irony is being blessed with a voice like Barbra Streisand, and then being scared to death of going onstage to sing in front of an audience.

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Types of irony - 11/25/01 09:27 PM
Whitman...Could we ever go on and on about professional musicians who've been world class performers, but possessed of performance anxiety to the max. I read somewhere that Melba, the opera diva, threw up before each performance. Then she was fine.

tsuwm: Thanks so very much for your magnanimous gesture of rescuing me from myself (she said ironically with a highly arched eyebrow...)....

WW

Posted By: wwh Re: Paul Fussell and Stochastic - 11/25/01 09:30 PM
Those are some pretty nice words," he said. "It's good for what it is. It's sardonic, and
very little pop culture is." As for irony, Fussell found some situational irony in the songs but
no rhetorical irony. "Rhetorical irony requires immense intellectual self-respect," he explained,
"you have to be more or less brilliant to get rhetorical irony."

Dear tsuwm: Paul Fussell sounds fuzzled to me.

Posted By: Faldage Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/26/01 01:26 PM
I just love it when y'all attempt to impute meaning to my stochastic ramblings. Makes me feel like I'm doing my job.

Posted By: Jackie Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/26/01 01:45 PM
I just love it when y'all attempt to impute meaning to my stochastic ramblings
Glad to oblige, F.

Posted By: wwh Re: Firing the Stochastic Iron - 11/26/01 03:51 PM
Dear Faldage: You have missed your calling. You should be a CIA disinformation specialist.

Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/26/01 04:06 PM
As Christmas approaches, I am reminded of one of my favorite examples of irony in literature: O. Henry's The Gift of the Magi.

Posted By: wwh Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/26/01 05:00 PM
Dear AnnaStrophic: A wonderful short story. I was very happy to find that some of O.Henry's stories are now available online. Here is link to text of the story:
http://www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/Gift_of_the_Magi.html

Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: Gift of the Magi - 11/26/01 05:34 PM
Glad you found that link, Dr. Bill. If anyone hasn't read this story, y'all should.

Meanwhile, you said to Faldage: You should be a CIA disinformation specialist.

What makes you think he isn't??

Posted By: wwh Re: Gift of the Magi - 11/26/01 06:19 PM
Dear AnnaStrophic: I know better than to think Faldage won't give me a few lumps for that one. It is really wonderful how the stuff on Internet keeps increasing. A couple years ago I spent many hours looking for O.Henry story "The Roads We Take" and could not find it. This morning it jumped up on first try.

Posted By: of troy Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/26/01 08:43 PM
the best part of the story is in the first few lines..
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies.

i always wondered how that worked out..

Posted By: of troy a bit of irony, a penny at a time - 11/26/01 08:44 PM
the best part of the story is in the first few lines..
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies.

i always wondered how that worked out..

Posted By: wwh Re: a bit of irony, a penny at a time - 11/26/01 09:56 PM
She thought at first she had a buck ninety, but three of the pennies were counterfeit. Sharp girl, Helen.

Posted By: Faldage Re: a bit of irony, a penny at a time - 11/27/01 02:05 AM
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies.

i always wondered how that worked out..

Duh! How about, e.g., four dimes, nine half-dimes, twenty-one two cent pieces and sixty pennies?

Posted By: doc_comfort Re: Alanis Morrisette... - 11/27/01 11:08 AM
Is it ironic that the song isn't?

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Alanis Morrisette... - 11/27/01 12:30 PM
AnnaSp: Thanks for providing a good example of situational irony here.

DocCom (not to be confused with DotCom): Some of the lyrics in Morrisette's song demonstrate situational irony. I think it's the verbal irony that's the harder nut to crack. Would be fun to read some examples of that kind of irony here, too--that is, if any of us are brilliant enough to do so.

Dull as patina, dense as iridium,
DubDub

Posted By: stales Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 01:27 PM
I spose 'ironic' is one word you could use in reference to some of the greatest people of our time:

Arguably the most intelligent man on the planet - Dr Stephen Hawking - locked in a twisted body and incapable of speech but capable of explaining the complexities of time and space to mere mortals.

And what about Nelson Mandela? Is it not ironic that he was locked away for 25 years, only to wind up the leader of his nation - and working alongside his former captors without recrimination and retribution?

What about that group of people referred to as savants? Almost incapable of operating as independent human beings in many cases but, among other things, variously capable of generating the most extraordinary art works, remembering entire telephone books, replaying complex and lengthy musical pieces after hearing them once and so on.

These kinds of irony bring a lump to my throat.

stales



Posted By: tsuwm Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 04:20 PM
stales,
Hawking could certainly be considered an example of tragic irony. is the Mandela example really irony, or something else...? (I'm thinking irony usually has a negative context)

Posted By: wwh Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 05:56 PM
One of my favorite irony lines was Sammy Davis Jr.ostensibly thanking Archie Bunker: "That's very white of you."

Posted By: milum Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 07:02 PM
Too true and too sad, Mr. Stales, but when a situation or circumstance becomes too sad one would think that we would stop calling it "ironic" and call it something else. Personally I resist to the teeth any act that would make me seem Politically Correct, yet I think that someone of words should generate a word that would replace "idiot savant", it is in-apt and mean.
Bye the bye, earlier in this thread the word mycterisum was batted about. I wonder if its origin and meaning could be traced to the word mysterium. The word means "one thousand" and is used by numerologists in need of that particular number to complete a task. It's usage presumably dates back to the early Catholic Church when numbers were more magical and, more so than today, politics elected the pope. One method of disposing of a bad Pope was to connect his name to the number 666, the mark of the beast. Using a conversion scale like A=1, B=2, etc., they then added, subtracted, divided, and multiplied in an attempt to prove his Holiness a beast. One Pope who was considered especially bad, had a name that math-ed out poorly. Try as they might the best the numerologists could do was 1666. But damnit the Pope was bad nonetheless, so they invented the mysterium, subtracted it, and the Pope was disgraced.
Milum.

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 11:02 PM
Here's a pretty good definition, though incomplete:

"Irony--originally a deceptive form of understatement (from the Greek eiron, a stock comic character who typically equivocated, misled his listeners, or concealed complex meanings behind seemingly simple words); hence an attribute of statements in which the meaning is different--or more complicated--than it seems. A subtle form of sarcasm, verbal irony is a rhetorical device in which the speaker either severely understates his point or means the opposite of what he says (as when a guest politely describes a host's unimpressive wine as "nicely chilled" or a conspicuously dull person is described as "not a likely Mensa candidate."Dramatic irony arises in situations where two or more individuals have different levels of understanding or different points of view. More specifically, it occurs when the audience or certain characters in a play know something that another character does not--as when Oedipus, ignorant that he himself is the person he seeks, vows to track down Laius's killer."

http://condor.depaul.edu/~dsimpson/awtech/lexicon.html

Best regards,
Dub

Posted By: tsuwm Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 11:24 PM
here is the best explanation I've found -- I used it when irony was my wwftd:

I tried to find out what irony really is, and discovered that
some ancient writer on poetry had spoken of Ironia, which we
call the drye mock, and I cannot think of a better term for it:
the drye mock. Not sarcasm, which is like vinegar, or
cynicism, which is often the voice of disappointed idealism, but
a delicate casting of a cool and illuminating light on life, and
thus an enlargement. The ironist is not bitter, he does not seek
to undercut everything that seems worthy or serious, he scorns
the cheap scoring-off of the wisecracker. He stands, so to
speak, somewhat at one side, observes and speaks with a
moderation which is occasionally embellished with a flash of
controlled exaggeration. He speaks from a certain depth, and
thus he is not of the same nature as the wit, who so often
speaks from the tongue and no deeper. The wit's desire is to
be funny, the ironist is only funny as a secondary achievement.

- Robertson Davies, The Cunning Man

this is verbal irony, the irony that the Brits say USns don't get, the irony you have to be "more or less brilliant" to get. you won't get much watching US tv.
Posted By: stales Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/27/01 11:36 PM
tsuwm

I agree - hence my comment that irony is one word that could be used. I thought pathos may have a place here too, but it's still perhaps not right on the money...

stales

Posted By: Jackie A half-formed idea - 11/28/01 02:37 AM
I was thinking about the times when the whole board, or rather the posters on a particular thread, have gone off into a flight of fancy; and about our ongoing stories we've tried.

What about somebody starting a story thread with some kind of irony theme? Possibly, each addition should at least try to show some irony in it, or, perhaps one person could write the beginning of a very short story, and anyone who cared to could post an ending with an ironic twist to it.

It's all right with me if this flops--I'm not pushing it on anybody. Just thought I'd throw part of an idea out, since it's been a while since we've done a group effort. Alternative suggestions welcomed. And if the whole thing is a non-starter, that's fine, too.

Posted By: Bingley Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/28/01 05:32 AM
Milum, could you be a bit more specific and let us know which popes were disposed of using numerology?

Bingley
Posted By: milum Re: Stoking the Ironic Fire - 11/29/01 11:33 PM
Milum, could you be a bit more specific and let us know which popes were disposed (by the use) of numerology.
Bingley.


Drat it, Bingley, you caught me, but notice that I didn't say that the pope was disposed I said disgraced. I well know that many of the AWAD members would slap their sweet Granny for the offense of verbing an inappropriate noun but I couldn't find substantiation in my books at home so I called Andy for a ride downtown. (The downtown library is next door to a bar and I refuse to drive drunk.) At length I found the book, a paperback, and retired to the bar to read it...

Archimedes' Revenge. -Paul Hoffman Ballantine Books, 1988.

...in the sixteenth century a German monk named Michael Stifel who dabbled in algebra and number theory, slipped into a book on algebra a peculiar interpretation of the number of the beast. Determined to impugn the character of Pope Leo X, Stifel put His Holiness's name through contortions.
He spelled out the X as DECIMUS (the Latin word for "tenth") and then changed the u to v, in the spirit of the Romans, to get DECIMVS. From LEO DECIMVS, he picked out the Roman numererals-L, D, C, I, M, and V- and for good measure , threw in the X from Leo X. Now, substituting numbers for the Roman numerals, Stifel computed the numerical value of the name: L(50) plus D(500) plus C(100) plus I(1) plus M(1000) plus V(5) plus X(10) = 1,666.
Oops! A thousand too much. So, thought Stifel, the M, whose value is 1,000, must stand for MYSTERIUM ( mystery). By removing the "mystery" he got 666 exactly. With this discovery, he renounced his monastic vows and became a follower of Martin Luther.
Angered by his treasonous discovery the papists threaten to kill him and he took refuge in Martin Luther's house.

To be continued...

Posted By: tsuwm Re: mysterium - 11/30/01 02:45 AM
poor benighted me, I was under the sad misapprehension that mysterium was a hypothetical substance to which a galactic radio emission at 1665(!) megahertz was attributed (until it was identified as an exceptionally strong component of a set of four lines emitted by the hydroxyl (OH) radical). this is, of course, not to be confused with mysterium tremendum, which is a term used to express the overwhelming awe and sense of unknowable mystery felt by those to whom this aspect of being is revealed.

Posted By: Wordwind Re: mysterium tremendum - 11/30/01 09:27 AM
tsuwm: Examples, please.

I think of Quakers here, but that's altogether different. (Trembling.)



Posted By: tsuwm Re: mysterium tremendum - 11/30/01 02:52 PM
the literal translation of the Latin is 'tremendous mystery'. the phrase has been used by J. S. Huxley and Aldous Huxley, by the Times and by Nature -- these are hints... apply as you see fit (but not lightly, should be used ironically only by and around the brilliant).

Posted By: milum Re: mysterium - 11/30/01 03:35 PM
Please excuse the interuption...

Dear Wordwind, I think Tsuwsm's post above was his attempt at sublime, subtle, humour. Notice that he failed to include references; and the last time Tsuwn was "benighted" he wasn't housebroken. Tsuwn, Dear soul, has yet to learn the use of smiley faces.

Dear Jackie, The continuation of this story will reveal irony textbookus of the third kind.

Archimedes Revenge, continued...

(Stifel was in Martin Luther's house hidding from the Pope.)...Luther was glad to have a new convert but told him to forget the numerological hogwash. Stifel didn't listen and began to comb the Bible for clues as to when the world would end. He convinced himself that doomsday was October 18, 1553, and he delivered sermons on the coming end until he was arrested. As the day came near, his parishioners spent their savings on good eating and good eating. When they woke up on October 19 and the world was still intact, they wanted to kill their deceiver and would have done so had not Luther intervened. But two death threats in one lifetime were enough for Stifil, so he gave up prophesying and devoted himself fully to mathematics. He went on to become one of the outstanding German algebrists of the sixteeth century.

So Mr. Bingly, never let it be said that Milum doesn't document his postings regardless of cost. Let's see...11 gal. at .94 per for Andys pick up truck= $10.94. Checking out books without a library card= $.50. Five Blackjack and Branch at 3.75 per, plus tip= $24.00. Mr. Bingly I care A total of $36.i4 for the rightful proceedures of this board.
Milum.

Posted By: tsuwm Re: mysterium - 11/30/01 09:40 PM
hilum, sorry about the tardiness of my uninterruption -- I was bowling. it's a mystery to me how that automatic scoring thing works. speaking of mysteries, where I grew up the library was located on the outskirts of town, coerectant with a fast food establishment. but it was a small town, so travel expenses were negligible, and you could economize by eating on the same trip. what was contradictional was the barber pole located just between.

-joe bfstplk

Posted By: wwh Re: Stifel - the full tale - 11/30/01 10:30 PM
Read all about it:http://www.dahoudek.com/Stories/EternalCity.htm

Posted By: Bingley Re: Stifel - the full tale - 12/01/01 08:49 AM
Couldn't get your link to open, Bill. A very brief biography of Stifel can be found at: http://www-groups.dcs.st-andrews.ac.uk/~history/Mathematicians/Stifel.html

Bingley
Posted By: Wordwind Re: Stifel - the full tale - 12/01/01 12:30 PM
Stifel: the other tale: Archie and Edith.

Then there's that tower in Paris...

Posted By: wwh Re: Stifel - the full tale - 12/01/01 03:53 PM
Dear Bingley: I'm glad my URL didn't work for you (though it does for me). My site was more fiction, and yours is full of fact, and immeasurably better than mine. Thank you.

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