those who remember the lessons of history are doomed to repeating dull stories. - anon

When you come to the fork in the road, take it. Leo Durocher (?)

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

I think that's Yogi Berra. It's the title of his book.

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

Hey! that's stealin'! Some poor camper is going to have to eat his grub using only a knife and spoon! Not nice. Leave it lay until the rightful owner comes back for it! (It's OK to move it to the side of the road so it doesn't get squashed by a lorry, though.)

Some poor camper is going to have to eat his grub using only a knife and spoon!

Ah, but Rhuby...are you sure he didn't mean to take the road away and forge onward through the wilderness?

I have a feeling I've been to this thread before..."it's like déjá vu all over again!" (also Yogi Berra)

I have a feeling I've been to this thread before...

There are words for that, yet they ar't worth the paper they ar't printed on.

they ar't worth the paper they ar't printed on

Good, musick!...Another new facet of AWADabilia...in-house punnery!
But then, again, what's the ayleur of that! Although I bet there must be a wad of 'em!

in-house punnery!

As Hamlet said to Oh-feel-ya, Get thee to a punnery.

Get thee to a punnery!
Geoff, a remark like that risks shunnery.

Geoff, a remark like that risks shunnery.
Nah, he ain't makin' nuttin' but funnery...

note to all: get thee to a mummery...

but; what's all this then? never mind.

How 'bout some Woody Allen then?:

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

I'm a pretty good lover because I practice alot when I'm alone.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Sex relieves tension -- love causes it.

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Hear the man, for he knows what of he speaks ...