I wish some modern ichnologist could help me find the lyrics of a little song that had the recurrent line: "Footprints on the dashboard upside down."


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well, here is a completely nother version:
http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/bawdy-songs/004702.HTM

(...and much more refined, don't you think?)

Dear tsuwm: your version is better by far, but still lacks several verses that I heard over sixty years ago.