WORLD headline, Victorville CA Daily Press Dec. 17:

Fear of new turmoil
dogs vote in Kyrgyzstan

Perhaps we’d have a better government if dogs voted also in the U.S.

Hm. Turmoil dogs - a new breed?

No big deal, Dale. I always do an extra vote for my dog Pat.
Her signature is easily forgeable. All I need is her authorization and to give her a bonus bone.