oblates rise in sequence, offer novenas singly

our brotherhood – laity attending to ecumenical strength

Long Attending, Into Total Yielding

lengthy, ongoing, neverending... groan...
(like the amount of catching up I have to do, either on this board or on sleep, after nearly 4 weeks of new parenthood!)

Welcome back, Bridget. We were afraid we lost you.

GROAN

getting riled only aggravates newborns

So come back often. We'll put you to sleep. :)

Aggravates

A garden gnome, rustic and vacuous, annoyingly trite, emetically smug.

bravo, dixbie :)

simpering moron undergoes guising

Moron

morons only rile other numbskulls

never
underestimate
madness
besotted
sycophants
keep
umbrage
living
limitless
sockpuppets

sychophants

sychophants yaddar constantly hoping other pompous help-mates are nearby to suck-it-up.

OR, if spelled properly:

sycophants

Sycophants yaddar constantly openly pandering help-mates always nearby to suck-it-up.

suck-it-up

Satiated upkeep consuming kernels in this proverbial pabulum

Rev. Alimae

[Thanks for the explanation! I was CLOSE, but hadn't figured it out. PS: in awe over what has been posted so far...]

offering pathetic emptily nitpicking lying yammer – personae are nervously damaged, enjoying ritual ignominy: “non grata!”

persistent encroachments reveal sockpuppets overly numerous and evil

endlessly vile idiot lawyer

eternity
nods
deeply
lasting
enormous
slinking
slowly
lingering
y'all

Youthful amour: lovely, l-a-n-guorous.

idiot

idiots damn instead of thinking

deranged assaults mean nothing

dementia’s endless ranting and nasty games… empty dummy!

Hey, Maverick, I've got a new one for "idiot" you might enjoy:

idiot

idiots damn, impoverished of talent

Or, Mav, how about this one?

It may appeal to your Carpal role models who do some of their best Carpalduggery on the charm offensive whispering calumnies behind-the-scenes.

idiot

ignorance defends itself orchestrating tumult

We're all tiring of the UnderCarp, Maverick.

You've prepped the audience. Let's bring on the Main Event.

petty ruminations, endless pathetic preening, entering delirium

perhaps everything totally, thoroughly yclept

the name changes but

Your cretinous legalistic ego’s pathetic, though


> we
You speak for no-one on this board but yourself, asshole. Get over it.

(have some been bruised?)

eccessive garnishing of self

Rm

asshole

Assholes slander swear helplessly openly losing everytime. :)

asshole

> :) <

Smile when you say that...

Any sign, smell helps ogre's leaky enema

ogre's leaky enema

Hey, W'ON, that's really tasteless. But a tad too clever. That's no way to ingratiate yourself with your Carpal cohorts.

Remember the Carpal Self-Defence Credo: KISSS
Keep it simple-minded, scurrilous, scarpulous

liquids escape all keepers, yep.

y'all entertain preciously!

edit

y'all entertain preciously!

I'm not surprised educated and literate newcomers like yourself find all this puerile name-calling "entertaining", Rainmaker -- at least, once the shock of finding it practised so flagrantly here on AWADtalk wears off -- but, if you or any other newcomer thinks this is "entertaining", trust me, you haven't seen anything yet.

We haven't seen the dog pack in full snarl yet.

And the Carpal 'killer bees' have yet to bestow their "KISSSes".

Say nothing. Answer ridicule lightly.

Ron.

ranting is doubly idiotic, causing unbelievable laughter everywhere!

ranting

ranters are name-calling tyrants irritating new guests

trite yob reveals another new title: stupid.

stupid

stupid tirades upset people imploring decency

Truth is, rude asses deserve energetic sanction.

Ron.

Truth is, rude asses deserve energetic sanction.

Couldn't agree with you more, dellfarmer.

Trouble is the old-timers, most of whom know one another in real life, have never applied sanctions, energetic or otherwise, to any of their own, ever. I waited over 3 months in hope of such justice in my last appearance as Plutarch and never once did any Carpal Tunnel or other old-timer come forward, onscreen, to condemn or even discourage the flagrant and implacable abuses of the olicarpy, never once. Not once.

This is a matter of record, an incontrovertible fact which anyone can confirm with minimal investigation on their own initiative. No need to take my word for it.

Furthermore, anyone can confirm that I have never once instigated discord in my appearance here as Carpathian, never once. But, true to my word given when I first appeared as Carpathian over 2 months ago, I will not make of myself a helpless victim, as Plutarch did for over 3 months to no avail.

BTW your "tirades" composition is very original and pithy.

energetic

Every newcomer expecting responsible governance enfeebles tyrants imposing control