pomposterous is a valuable coinage, I believe.

It's a combination of pompous and preposterous; hence pomposterous.

Do we know any pomposterous people around here?

No fair if you pick a "Carp".

That's like shooting carp in a barrel.

No fair if you pick a "Carp"

That's no fair, Grapho.

You don't get to be "pompous" around here unless you get to be a "Carpal Tunnel".

that's no fair ... You don't get to be "pompous" around here unless you get to be a "Carpal Tunnel"

This sounds like something for the Emperor Fallacious to decide.

This sounds like something for the Emperor Fallacious to decide

Yes, let's have a Faledict ... or at least a Faldictorian Address.