I wonder how many monkeys they had working on that one?

One that came in my mailbox recently:
Sexual Phenomenona only come once in a lifetime
What, pray tell, is a Phenomenona and should we pity it?

Trillionth K. Somnolent

(uh-oh, I feel a d-dactyl coming on!...)

Crinkledy-Crankledy,
Trillionth K. Somnolent,
Confrere of Rumi and
Omar Khayyam,

Please, I beseech thee, Sir
Metapoetical:
"Flounce platitudinous!
Send me more spam."

kneeling in humblety something or other...

very impressive, ASp.

Brava!! My Lovely AnnaS!!!!

meanwhile, more grist for the mill:

burglarproof bothersome maim lisa mole neumann dugan rever cond

thanks, guys... been a while since we had one.

Tameka Gilliam suggests, "homeland clinch benzedrine"

Invalid P. Fortuitously wants me to 'Opeen an anoonymous bank acccount'

New game?

Why don't we post only the dactyls we get in our spam and have different folks create lovely higgledy-piggledys from them?

bear fokes
freeslachuswinks
cgallinttebspost4sam

luv

X

Hey, Mad Dog! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué watchacallyer pasa?

Heal NailFungs in Days
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rumania cognizable (from Conrad J. Waldron)
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here's one that fooled me: Re: megalomania
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this one was quite tempting: I Take on Public Challenges
(now if that had been Pubic..)

bear falbage
thisis not a spam

luv

X

Now, Mad Dog. I would never think that you were spamming me. You're always welcome here.

I do think you'll want to mind your qs and ps.

I'm sure this one could be a newspaper headline: hyena lacuna checklist marvel. (courtesy of somebody called Suzanne Austin) Could someone provide the story please?

Bingley

dactyls

Consolidate-bills into one compact-payment

bear flabage
mind ur oan f n qs & ps

luv

X

Consolidate-bills into one compact-payment

Bingley:

According to Suzanne Austin (her account is controversial) that the black hole at the center of the galaxy Crocutta Maculata (infrequently spotted) emits energy at the frequency of common laughter was first reported by the sinking Czech frigate "Marvel."

troy call fishermen state
voiceband ruthenium administratrix examine

corporeal component pyridine creedal
laughlin negotiable faulkner frost

pimple serge butyric italy
phelps rightward dolphin rendezvous

ceremonial cabot patent coco
puritanical dishwasher left ajar

acrylate counterpart serpens ankara
impinge blueprint certitude sure

wrongdoer avid keaton skillful
helium muslim chignon victoria

h davies rung infringe
pittsfield nominate brest precocity

wardroom deneb ubiquity denominate
styx onset absentia belief

cutover lanky poet
clad cranberry chartreuse dun

bidiagonal butadiene goodrich surtax
wilcox disciplinarian pyhrric appointe

excursion northward diurnal redcoat
gail tipsy accordion astronomer

indefinable jibe grapheme emphasis
guarantee deceptive sisyphus ontology

imprudent teeing toledo mutineer
kodiak oregano hydrostatic extravaganza

feminism controllable bribe toward
merck peasant torch dauphin

melamine cabbage borderline somers
boastful crandall balloon

She Does some amazing things with a banana

gotta love this name: Hipper J. Vulcanizing

This one wasn't poetic, but it took a huge weight off my shoulders. It assured me that I "no longer had to cross the border" to get cheap prescription drugs. Since it's been a while since I was up to swimming 2,000 kilometres, I was enormously relievd to hear this.

Re: hyena lacuna checklist marvel. "Could someone provide the story please?"

I know it sounds like a lipstick, but it actually makes some kind of sense.

Anatomically, a "lacuna" is "an empty space or a missing part".

Metaphorically, "lacuna" is missing grey matter, or simply "ignorance".

"Hyena" rhymes with "lacuna" but it also conjures up "laughing hyena".

Hyenas don't actually laugh. They are too empty-handed to laugh. And some people lacking in grey matter have more in common with hyenas than their laugh.

Hence, "hyena lacuna".

It is not a compliment.

The term "hyena lacuna" may spring to mind the next time someone sends you a reply beginning "LOL", particularly if you haven't said anything funny.

"checklist marvel" is just some archive somewhere, I suspect.

just got one from:

Paraphrased Q. Arrogate

LOL

Untiled J. Flagstaff (sounds like one of Groucho's characters)

I found the lovely AnnaS's discovery to be particularly interesting since, Flagstaff, located in the American southwest, might be expected to have many examples of the adobe architecture so often accompanied by those quaint red-tiled roofs. On the contrary, whether due to the climate or the history, there was little, if any Hispano-American influence and there are few, if any, buildings of that nature.

Waldo T. Hungarians

Jettisoning R. Cells

Bisections V. Streetwalker

Psychogenic L. Yummy

but I gotta post this one:

Plethora B. Distastefully


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A double-dactyl this is not. But I can see it as a lyric in a G&S light opera/band candy sale/car wash event.

Edit:

These are just too good:

Impenetrably T. Hostesses

Economists K. Nominatives

(somebody restrain me!)